Red Lobster has a dish called “Lobster topped Lobster.” Isn’t that just… lobster?— Veronica Belmont (@Veronica) June 2, 2014 Illustration by Chris Mountjoy...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2014/07/13/Lobster-Squared-no-1040-veronica/
I like to ask the waiter, "What's your most frequently Instagramed meal?"— Leonty McCarthy (@leontymccarthy) September 23, 2012 ~Original illustration by: Lambi~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2014/01/06/no-1039-leontymccarthy/
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~ People make me sick, unless you cook them properly.— PonyBoy™ (@Colt_Seethers) March 5, 2013...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/10/20/People-Make-Me-Sick-no-1035-ColtSeethers/
I'm a real animal in bed. That animal is the sloth. *rolls over* *uses tongue to lift popcorn that spilled on sheets into mouth*— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 3, 2013 Want it on a t-shirt? Click the shirts...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/10/08/Animal-In-Bed-no-1033-pleatedjeans/
Tupperware is the waiting room for the trash can.— Billy Wipe Lightly (@B_poling82) July 15, 2012...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/09/09/tupperware-cartoon/
Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.— Ruxin McWhiskey (@KCCOTyler) April 10, 2013 Want it on a t-shirt? Click the shirts belo...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/08/25/hungry-cartoon-whale/
Just been told “five minutes til sausage time”. Not sure whether to get the sauce out or shave me legs.— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) April 10, 2013 ~Illustrated by: Jake Slingland~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/08/02/sausage-cartoon-2/
Hipsters would be more tolerable if they were pizza— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) May 30, 2013 ~Illustrated by: Colin Graham~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/06/06/hipster-cartoon/
Hate should burn more calories.— Sarah Dactyl (@GreenEyedJedi) March 8, 2012 ~Illustrated by: Colin Graham~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/06/05/rush-limbaugh-cartoon/
1. Pick jeans to wear2. Pull them up to thighs3. Pants dance for 3 minutes4. Take pants off5. Put sweatpants on6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) November 8, 2012...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/05/27/pants-dance-cartoon/
