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Better Than A Boyfriend Soap – $7.95
Is your best friend’s love life in the crapper this Valentine’s Day? Don’t panic! The NeatoShop is here to help you survive the crisis. May we suggest you get them some Better Than A Boyfriend Soap from the NeatoShop. It’s the perfect gift for that friend who would smell a whole lot better if they stopped crying, got out of their pajamas, and took a shower.
You might also want to get them some Fountain of Youth Mints to go with the soap. They probably haven’t brushed their teeth in a while either.
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Bang It Out posted this list of 55 “Random Thoughts of People Our Age” that contains a lot of true, yet funny things about the age of blooming technology, and the social awkwardness of living in that world as a blooming person. A few gems:
#11. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
#25. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
#29. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
#32. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
#44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
All people have little truths about modern life they like. Any of these strike your funny bone, or any to add?
(Image: Wikipedia) Thanks, Jared!
In this awesome animation titled "Tales of Mere Existence," Levni Yilmaz of Ingredient X tells us his theories and observations about youth and aging. One thing’s for sure, George Bernard Shaw nailed it on the head when he said that "Youth is wasted on the young."
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