"Godverdikke! Ken a kapmes in me kop!"...
Long, long ago--almost before humans had devis... ...riting--there was a tradition among the people of Usenet of translating the phrase "My God, there's an axe...
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/07/16/godverdikke-ken-a-kapmes-in-me-kop/



