Magical Unicorn Mask – $29.95

How do you turn a regular day into a magical day? You don the Magical Unicorn Mask from the NeatoShop. There is just something about wearing a latex mask shaped like a unicorn head that makes you feel special.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Unicorn happiness.

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Before you get your hopes up, you should know that these are not real unicorn droppings. They’re just cookies that look very much like them. They do not have the magical properties of authentic unicorn poop, but they are probably tasty. You can find the recipe at the link.

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Unicorn Costume – $26.95

Do you dream of having your own rainbow pooping unicorn? Make your dream a reality this Halloween with the Unicorn Costume from the NeatoShop.  Just combine one rainbow pooping baby or toddler with this incredibly adorable Unicorn Costume and live out the fantasy for one glorious night.

If you can’t locate a rainbow pooping baby consider faking it with the Rainbow in My Room rainbow projector. See photo below.

Rainbow in My Room – $29.95

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Dress Up fun!

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You’re still riding a unicorn? They’re, like, so 2010. The new thing is the quadricorn. It’s four times as unicorny as a unicorn. Don’t you have one yet? Dude, get with the times. -via Uniblog

Narwhal Horns Candy – $3.95

Are you crazy about narwhals? Well, you are going to love the Narwhal Horns Candy from the NeatoShop.  This fantastic arctic mint flavored candy is shaped like little narwhal horns.  Unicorns of the sea are awesome!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Mints & Candies.

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Unicorn Poop T-Shirt – $14.95

Do you know someone who is crazy about unicorns? Get them the Unicorn Poop T-Shirt from the NeatoShop. It’s the gift that keeps on giving (we promise it won’t have the side-effects like Freddie Wong’s unicorn).

If you love this design be sure to check out more of Mike Jacobsen’s work at the NeatoShop!  We think you will love what you see!

The unicorn that Freddie Wong won on the Internet is pretty cool. But there is a downside….

Still, I want one.

via Kotaku

Farmer Jia Kebing noticed a small bump on this cow’s forehead when it was born two years ago but didn’t expect it to grow into a 20cm (8in) horn.

‘My farm is famous in this region for this cow and people come in here just to see it,’ said Mr Jia from Baoding in nothern China’s Hebei province.

In the comments, describe the magical properties of the unicow.

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“I was travelling back and forth in the subways, and I just noticed the dejection. I’m a pop artist, and I thought –- if I could just make one person smile. I was thinking about ways to do that,” she said.

“A unicorn is beyond race, beyond religion. I wanted something that could reach anyone at any age. I thought, if I could just make a handful of businessmen on Wall Street think about unicorns, I will be successful.”

Hixon received 350 phone calls in the first day. She went on to install a hotline and a website for people to report their unicorn sightings. Link to story. Link to website. -via Fortean Times

I haven’t used a Norton product for years but this ad featuring Dolph Lundgren vs. a unicorn is definitely chuckle-worthy: Link [embedded YouTube clip].

Note: re-wrote the intro – previous versions of Norton were notorious for being slow, but that seems to have been resolved in the newer releases.

First, it’s 12 pages long and very well-researched (except on one point); it even includes screengrabs of the offending item from our site. And we know they’re not messing around because they invested in the best and brightest legal minds.

But what makes this cease and desist so very, very special is that it’s for a fake product we launched for April Fool’s day.

Think Geek also said:

We’d like to publicly apologize to the NPB for the confusion over unicorn and pork–and for their awkward extended pause on the phone after we had explained our unicorn meat doesn’t actually exist.

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