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Underpants Bandages – $4.95
Do you feel that boo-boos should covered up and protected from the elements? You should safe guard your oozing sores with Underpants Bandages from the NeatoShop. To be briefs, wounds shouldn’t go around naked! They should be dressed to impress in tighty-whities!
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A Chilean company called Monarch has developed a new type of underwear that, it claims, makes you cleaner:
It’s like this: copper is merged with polyamide and the result is a type of oil that’s then turned into a wire. Machines take these wires and weave them inside the undie fabric so that the processed metal stays in contact with the user’s skin. This, as you can imagine, provides the user with day-long germ-killing delicates.
So it will no longer be necessary to change your underpants every week. Hooray!
Link -via Gizmodo | Photo (unrelated) by Flickr user Michelle loves Severus used under Creative Commons license
Emergency Underpants – $4.45
What’s that thing moms always say? Semper ubi sub ubi? Well, in any case – you can never be too careful, so keep this Emergency Underpants from the NeatoShop at hand at all time.
Link | More Gag Gifts and Pranks
Humans wear underpants, so why shouldn’t dogs? Neena Pellegrini came up with a line of Pants for Dogs after her male bichon frise kept "marking" her female dogs:
First product up: cute, comfy and — of utmost importance — absorbent doggie undies and thongs.
Sounds crazy to anyone who hasn’t had a dog with a bit of an incontinence/dribbling problem, or a female dog that hasn’t been fixed. But those of us who have owned and loved such a dog have spent more than a few minutes wishing Depends came in canine configurations.
Neena Pellegrini to the rescue.
She’s the founder of Pants for Dogs (pantsfordogs.com), a little Seattle-based cottage industry filling hundreds of orders for tiny- to massive-sized panties for female dogs, and, for male dogs, items she calls cummerbunds (although the waist isn’t, in a precise sense, the true target, of course). Each garment in its own way protects rugs, floors and whatever else needs protecting from the drips and streams we’d rather not contemplate (and certainly not discuss).
The business started four years ago when Pellegrini’s little male dog kept marking her little female dogs. A training issue, most would
say. But improvement doesn’t happen overnight. How do you protect the girls?
Sharon Peters of Pet Talk has more: Link | Pants For Dogs website
Sure, they look like they’re just fingerless gloves, but they’re more fashionable than boxers and have a handy opening flap on the front: Link
As reader Casie reminded me, it’s about time for another Things You Probably Don’t Need. Now, this thing is an Archie McPhee product, and you could make a very convincing argument that you don’t actually need anything at Archie McPhee. But you really don’t need this, especially not for $9.50:
I mean, come on: gerbil underpants, sure. Chipmunk underpants, definitely. But squirrel underpants? That’s just ridiculous.
Link (The video is quite funny)
