(Video Link)Finding a ready and willing sexual partner isn't easy, but when you do, it's sometimes surprisingly wonderful, leaving you with nothing to say but "wow." And this tortoise knows how that feels -and he can't s...
https://www.neatorama.com/2016/11/04/This-Turtle-Thinks-Sex-is-Just-Plain-Wow/Redditor punkpixzsticks snapped this photo at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. This is Angus the tortoise, a regular at that annual event. We've previously seen him pulling an old fashioned cart around the fairgrounds...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/01/Angus-the-Tortoise-TARDIS/[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYaZlvmkkEQ](Video Link)It can get lonely out on the range. The only one Lizzy, the bearded dragon cowpuncher, has to talk to is her faithful mount, Rambo. They work the ranch together tog...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/08/22/Cowboy-Lizard-Riding-a-Tortoise/Red-footed tortoises are often household pets. If you own one, you may... ...) created a touch-screen activity that red-footed tortoises tortoises , which are native to Central and South America, d... ...l navigation, Wilkinson said. Instead, red-footed *strong class="matched...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/08/05/Tortoise-Learns-How-to-Use-a-Touch-Screen/In the classic fable, the tortoise beat the hare by being persistent. But Bertie may be able to win through speed alone.Bertie is a tortoise who lives at Adventure Valley, a theme park in Durham, UK. Visitors commented t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/07/13/This-Is-the-Fastest-Tortoise-in-the-World/The Adelaide Zoo in Australia recently had a litte... ...Australia recently had a litter of Western Swamp Tortoises . When fully grown, they'll probably be about 5 in... ...them at Zooborns.There aren't many Western Swamp Tortoises left. The Adelaide Zoo now has 11. The Perth Zoo...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/06/02/Cute-Baby-Tortoises-Are-the-Size-of-Dimes/Happy birthday to Harvey, a tortoise in the UK. His owner, redditor skaboodles, notes that his full name is Harvey Dent. He's named after the Batman villain Two-Face. So don't trust him, despite his festive and playful h...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/08/11/Turtle-in-a-Birthday-Hat/Loggerhead tortoises are endangered and the most dangerous period of t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/07/12/A-Human-Wall-Protecting-Baby-Tortoises/Redditor Gentronification writes, "My buddy's answer to his wife saying they needed a guard dog..." Excellent choice! But like all things in life, this could be improved with a bayonet.Link...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/07/05/Armed-Tortoise/(Video Link)Friends are there to help you out when you need a hand and that doesn't just apply to human friends. Turtles are there for one another too -especially when one turtle is on its back.Via Cute Overloa...
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