Family Shmamily ... I'm Here For The Turkey

Family Schmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey – $9.95
This Thanksgiving, after fighting the long lines at the airport, navigating the parking lot that used to be called freeways, and defusing family tension at the dinner table, everyone could use a little humor. So wear this T-shirt and hope that your family sees the humor in it and give you an extra serving of turkey!
From the Neatorama Shop: Link
Design by the talented Chris Murphy
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Brainier Than The Average Bear

Brainier Than The Average Bear – $11.95
Psst! Got a smart friend? Is he brainier than the average ursine? If so, here’s the perfect T-shirt: Brainier Than the Average Bear, only from the Neatorama Shop: Link
Money is the Root of All Evil T-Shirt

Money is the Root of All Evil – $11.95
You’ve heard the common saying "Money is the root of all evil," and now it’s been conclusively proven with mathematical precision. From the Neatorama Shop: Link | More Geektastic Science T-Shirts
Geologists: Experts in the Art of Subduction

Geologists: Experts in the Art of Subduction – $11.95, modeled by Zac.
Ever been seduced by a geologist? No? Well, you can’t blame them – though they’re not well versed in seduction, they are experts in the art of subduction. Y’know, tectonic plate movements and such. And in case you’re going to get it on with a geologist, remember that subduction zones can result in absolutely volcanic … er, eruptions.
Design by Chris Murphy.
Available from the Neatorama Shop: Link – Don’t forget to check out our wide selection of Science T-Shirts and Scientists Do It T-Shirts
Stop! Hammerhead Time!

Stop! Hammerhead Time – $11.95 | Funny T-Shirts
What do you get when you combine a certain 80s fad and sharks? Here’s a T-shirt designed by the always awesome Nathan Mazur of Scared of Bees and brought to you by MC Hammerhead, the hippest of all sharks. From the Neatorama Shop: Link
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T-Qualizer

Yep, a t-shirt with a fully functional graphic equalizer embedded on the front. It changes with the music around you, and even reacts to conversation! $39.99 from Think Geek. Link -via Everlasting Blort
Spacebook

Remember, your boss can see what you put on your Facebook page! This t-shirt design by Hogboy was not selected for printing, but I got a laugh out of it! Link -via Gizmodo
Filter Heroes

Have you ever wondered where comic books writers get their ideas for super heroes? In this t-shirt by Chop Shop, they are named after Photoshop effects! The results are at least as believable as anything DC or Marvel has. Link -via Laughing Squid
Human Ingredients T-Shirt

Truth in labeling — this t-shirt tells readers exactly what chemical elements they can expect to find inside.
Link via Kinda Unique
Math Mom: If I've Told You N Times, I've Told You N+1 Times

Katie would make one great math mom!
Math Mom: If I’ve Told You N Times, I’ve Told You N+1 Times
I can practically hear my mother’s voice saying "if I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times." Well, for this shirt, we’ve boiled the adage down to its mathematical terms.
Now buy the shirt, stand up straight and go clean your room! Link
More math and geektastic science T-shirts from the newly spruced up Neatorama Online Store (work in progress, mmkay?):
- Integral of 1/Cabin = Log Cabin
- Geometry is For Squares
- Math Puns are the First Sine of Madness
- I Love Math (in Queen’s English)
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Adam "Ape Lad" Koford at Shirt.Woot
Woot! (literally) Our pal Adam "Ape Lad" Koford is curating this week’s excellent T-shirt selection over at Shirt.Woot to help celebrate the second anniversary of the site’s launch.
Along Adam himself, Shirt.Woot will feature three exceptionally talented artists: Mark Frauenfelder of Boing Boing and MAKE Magazine, R. Stevens, creator of the Diesel Sweeties webcomic, and Mitch "Spacesick" Ansara (of the "I Can Read Movies" series fame).
The first T-shirt is The Evil That Men Do Except Instead Of Men It’s A Kite, by Adam Koford:

Check it out here: Link – Thanks Adam, and good luck!
Three Wolf Moon Shirt
Sales of the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt” are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. The first one says, in part:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
It gets better from there. The manufacturer is not exactly pleased with the reviews. Link to story. Link to reviews. -via Fark
Swine Flu: Bacon's Revenge

Swine Flu: Bacon’s Revenge – $9.95
Swine flu is on everybody’s mind, so why not on their T-shirts as well? Neatorama illustrator Chris Murphy cooked up this hammy design that will surely get your friends and co-workers chuckling (though whether they’re chuckling because the shirt is funny or they’re nervous about swine flu is another matter).
And for those who’re sick and tired of hearing of the swine flu pandemic, how about a little pundemic? The cleverest pun in the comment (yes, I’m looking at you, Kalel) will win this T-shirt. Moral outrage is welcome (as long as it’s funny).
Link | Lots more fun Science T-Shirts
An Insatiable Greed: Bonus Time!

An
Insatiable Greed: Bonus Time! - $9.95
First they engaged in risky business practices - including insuring trillions in risky derivatives, then their meltdown helped trigger the global economic crisis, then they asked for and got hundreds of billions in taxpayer's money in a government bailout. So, what do they do next for a job well done? Why, it's Bonus Time, of course!
What can you do? Get mad, and then get this T-shirt from Neatorama's Online Store: Link
Other T-shirts about The Economy:
Neatorama is Hiring: Illustrators and Models
Psst! Do you want to make a few extra bucks?
The economy is tough out there for artists but we have good news for you: we are hiring freelance graphic designers to design nifty T-shirts for the Neatorama Online Store as well as a couple of models (male and female, a couple preferred) to showcase the T-shirts.
Both of these positions are part-time/freelance – you can work from your home (though we prefer that you be in the USA and 18-years-of age or older). Oh, and models get to keep the shirts after they’re done modeling ‘em
Please email Alex for more details – be sure to include this as the subject line "Neatorama T-Shirt Designer Application" or "Neatorama T-Shirt Model Application."
Thank you!
Update 3/18/09: Thank you to everybody who applied! We’re sifting through hundreds of qualified applicants now and will make our decision shortly.
Funny Science T-Shirts

Support Bacteria! It’s The Only Culture Some People Have T-Shirt – $9.95

Slave to Science T-Shirt – $9.95 (should’ve made this while I was a grad student!)
It’s been a while since we put up the best-selling I Survived The Large Hadron Collider T-shirt on Neatorama Online Store, but the wait is worth it.
Check out the new fun Science and Tech T-Shirt designs, including some timeless classics: Link
Scientists Do It ... T-Shirts

Polymer Chemists Do It In Chains T-Shirt – $9.95
And if you like the science shirts above, don’t miss this new category of Scientists Do It … T-Shirts on Neatorama’s Online Store: Link
Ambigram T-Shirt Designs

Hello, everyone! I’d like to let you know that we have a few new ambigram T-shirts on the Neatorama Online Store. Usually ambigrams are rotationally symmetric – but these ones are reflectionally special – they spell a different message when seen on the mirror! These ambigrams were designed by ambigram artists extraordinaire Naguib and Fadilah of Nagfa blog.
This one above, modeled by the lovely Barbara, is the Clever/Stupid Ambigram – an updated take on the classic "I’m with Stupid" T-shirt.
Take a look at the rest of the designs: Link
T-Shirt Folding Magic Method Revealed
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If you’ve seen the Japanese video on the fastest way to fold a t-shirt but (like me) still didn’t get it, here’s a great video that breaks it down step-by-step for the instructions-challenged (like me). Weird, and yet strangely cool in a geeky way.
From the Upcoming
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Geekiest T-Shirt on the Web

Geeks Are Sexy Blog has a neat round-up of some of the geekiest T-shirts on the Net. They’re mostly oldies but goodies, and I think you can get them over at ThinkGeek or maybe do a search on Teenormous (I wish they were linked to the sellers): Link – Thanks Yan!
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I Love Science Shirts in Onesies and Kids Sizes

We’ve had our popular "I Love Science T-Shirt" designs in onesies and kids T-shirt sizes for a while now on Neatorama’s Online Shop, but I thought I’d post a heads up here to show just how cute my son Zachary is. He has just turned 1 year old not long ago.
Link: I Love Science in Onesies/Kids sizes – the perfect gift for your aspiring scientists!



















