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If “love will tear us apart”, then we’ll surely be left in one piece by this newest Disney oddity-the Mouse that helped create an empire meets the cover art of Joy Division’s album Unknown Pleasures in their newest t-shirt design.
Seeing designs like this coming out of the Mouse Factory makes me wonder if Disney’s design crew think about the subtexts relayed by their images, or if they see a hot trend happening and just follow right along. What’s next-emo Mickey complete with lame haircut and mascara?
–via DesignTAXI
Family Shmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey T-shirt – $9.95
Can we talk turkey? Is there a little holiday secret you need to get off your chest? You need the Family Shmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey T-shirt from the NeatoShop. This design is also available on sweatshirts and hoodies in case your family doesn’t think you are funny and makes you eat outside.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Thanksgiving tomfoolery and Chris Murphy designs!
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Stock Market, The Ride T-shirt – $9.95
It’s been an interesting day on Wall Street. In honor of today’s events we present to you the Stock Market, The Ride t-shirt from the NeatoShop. Here’s hoping that tomorrow is a better day.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more depressingly funny T-shirts.
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Unicorn Poop T-Shirt – $14.95
Do you know someone who is crazy about unicorns? Get them the Unicorn Poop T-Shirt from the NeatoShop. It’s the gift that keeps on giving (we promise it won’t have the side-effects like Freddie Wong’s unicorn).
If you love this design be sure to check out more of Mike Jacobsen’s work at the NeatoShop! We think you will love what you see!
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My Kid’s Personal ATM – $9.95
This Mother’s Day show Mom how much you care by buying her a T-shirt from the NeatoShop. We know she will love the My Kid’s Personal ATM T-shirt. In fact, we think she will be so touched by your fabulous gift that she won’t think twice when you hit her up for a little cash to cover the bill.
Be sure to check out all the fantastic Mother’s Day gift ideas from the NeatoShop!
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Pink Freud T-Shirt – $9.95
Lie down on the couch and tell me what you’d get if you mash up a psychoanalyst with psychedelic rock music. No idea? How about a super comfy T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Bonus: take a close look at the cigar smoke …
Pink Freud T-Shirt | More Funny & One Liners T-Shirts | More Fun Freud Stuff
The Romance of Radio Astronomy – $14.95
If your lover is a star lover (no, not the celebrity kind – the massive, luminous ball of plasma kind), then here’s the perfect T-shirt for you: The Romance of Radio Astronomy from the NeatoShop by Mark Heath of Nobrow Cartoons. Perfect for Valentine’s Day gift, too!
Like that? See more: Mark Heath T-shirts | Scientists Do It T-shirts | Science T-Shirts | Funny T-Shirts
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Neatoramanaut lonewolfe13 won a t-shirt in the What Is It? contest. The Support Cloning shirt he selected from the NeatoShop lent itself well to this photography art project. The shirt fits all five of him! Link
Even Santa Claus gets the TSA treatment before flying! Today’s shirt at shirt.woot! is a creation of Neatoramabot designer Adam Koford.
When Adam “Ape Lad” Koford heard about the authorization of new, more invasive air security procedures, he was outraged… that the TSA never responded to his job application.
Link -via Laughing Squid
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Allie Brosch, the mastermind behind Hyperbole and a Half, sends out entertaining but infrequent Tweets. This one was illustrated as a Twaggie, which (like all Twaggies) can be made into a t-shirt if you like. Link
The best Halloween costume is clever and easy! This t-shirt transforms with a flick of the wrist into a zombie mask -all you have to do is ask. Link
It was Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, Florida, last week, so you know what this means: Star Wars cakes over at our pal Cake Wrecks and Star Wars geekery at Epbot! Check out what Jen has lined up for your viewing pleasure.
Cornier Than Ethanol – $14.95 | Design by Chris Murphy, modeled by Ana Lilia
Here’s the perfect T-shirt for those who love corny jokes like:
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: Because they kept on saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"
From the NeatoShop: Link | More Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts
Why The Moon Hates The Beach T-Shirt – $14.95
Let’s see if you get the humor in this sweet cartoon of Why The Moon Hates The Beach by Mark Heath.
More T-Shirts by Mark over at the NeatoShop | Mark’s official website | Gallery at American Scientist
Pictured above is a “slashed army t-shirt” available from Net-a-Porter.com.
Go for stylishly dishevelled cool in Balmain’s olive green distressed detail cotton t-shirt. Work the runway look by teaming this statement staple with cargo pants and ankle boots for a luxe spin on utility chic.
It costs $1,625. But you can try it on at home, and if it doesn’t fit “return shipping is free.”
Link.
T-Shirt War is an impressive stop-motion film by Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal. It depicts two men using alternating images on their shirts to battle and irritate each other. Paul Overton of DudeCraft predicts “If this thing isn’t a meme already, it will be soon.” I think that that’s a safe bet.
via DudeCraft | Official Website | Behind the Scenes Video
Moai Way or The Highway T-Shirt by Chris Murphy – $14.95
Here’s a T-shirt for your favorite stubborn person. Ever hear ‘em say "my way or the highway"? Well, tell ‘em to move to Easter Island!
Get a Mystery Bonus with every purchase of this Featured T-Shirt: Link | More Funny T-Shirts
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Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes – $9.95, modeled by Katie
"Behind every great man, there’s a great woman" isn’t exactly right. This T-shirt is closer to the truth: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes!
From the Neatorama Shop: Link | More Funny T-Shirts (perfect for Christmas gifts!)
Family Schmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey – $9.95
This Thanksgiving, after fighting the long lines at the airport, navigating the parking lot that used to be called freeways, and defusing family tension at the dinner table, everyone could use a little humor. So wear this T-shirt and hope that your family sees the humor in it and give you an extra serving of turkey!
From the Neatorama Shop: Link
Design by the talented Chris Murphy
Brainier Than The Average Bear – $11.95
Psst! Got a smart friend? Is he brainier than the average ursine? If so, here’s the perfect T-shirt: Brainier Than the Average Bear, only from the Neatorama Shop: Link
Money is the Root of All Evil – $11.95
You’ve heard the common saying "Money is the root of all evil," and now it’s been conclusively proven with mathematical precision. From the Neatorama Shop: Link | More Geektastic Science T-Shirts
Geologists: Experts in the Art of Subduction – $11.95, modeled by Zac.
Ever been seduced by a geologist? No? Well, you can’t blame them – though they’re not well versed in seduction, they are experts in the art of subduction. Y’know, tectonic plate movements and such. And in case you’re going to get it on with a geologist, remember that subduction zones can result in absolutely volcanic … er, eruptions.
Design by Chris Murphy.
Available from the Neatorama Shop: Link – Don’t forget to check out our wide selection of Science T-Shirts and Scientists Do It T-Shirts
Stop! Hammerhead Time – $11.95 | Funny T-Shirts
What do you get when you combine a certain 80s fad and sharks? Here’s a T-shirt designed by the always awesome Nathan Mazur of Scared of Bees and brought to you by MC Hammerhead, the hippest of all sharks. From the Neatorama Shop: Link
Yep, a t-shirt with a fully functional graphic equalizer embedded on the front. It changes with the music around you, and even reacts to conversation! $39.99 from Think Geek. Link -via Everlasting Blort
Remember, your boss can see what you put on your Facebook page! This t-shirt design by Hogboy was not selected for printing, but I got a laugh out of it! Link -via Gizmodo
Truth in labeling — this t-shirt tells readers exactly what chemical elements they can expect to find inside.
Link via Kinda Unique
Katie would make one great math mom!
Math Mom: If I’ve Told You N Times, I’ve Told You N+1 Times
I can practically hear my mother’s voice saying "if I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times." Well, for this shirt, we’ve boiled the adage down to its mathematical terms.
Now buy the shirt, stand up straight and go clean your room! Link
More math and geektastic science T-shirts from the newly spruced up Neatorama Online Store (work in progress, mmkay?):
- Integral of 1/Cabin = Log Cabin
- Geometry is For Squares
- Math Puns are the First Sine of Madness
- I Love Math (in Queen’s English)
Woot! (literally) Our pal Adam "Ape Lad" Koford is curating this week’s excellent T-shirt selection over at Shirt.Woot to help celebrate the second anniversary of the site’s launch.
Along Adam himself, Shirt.Woot will feature three exceptionally talented artists: Mark Frauenfelder of Boing Boing and MAKE Magazine, R. Stevens, creator of the Diesel Sweeties webcomic, and Mitch "Spacesick" Ansara (of the "I Can Read Movies" series fame).
The first T-shirt is The Evil That Men Do Except Instead Of Men It’s A Kite, by Adam Koford:
Check it out here: Link – Thanks Adam, and good luck!
Sales of the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt” are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. The first one says, in part:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
It gets better from there. The manufacturer is not exactly pleased with the reviews. Link to story. Link to reviews. -via Fark
