Gerbil Shirt

Posted by Alex in Animal, Fashion on November 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm

From Totally Absurd Inventions, which lists "America’s Goofiest Patents," here is the Gerbil Shirt:

The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.

The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.

Link – via TYWKIWDBI

 
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Ever Dream This Robot?

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on October 15, 2009 at 1:52 am

Miss Cellania’s post of the mysterious man in people’s dreams reminded me of my own personal nightmare. Here’s the robot that’s been haunting my dreams. Have you been dreaming of the same bot?

 
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30 Stupidest Inventions Ever

Posted by Jill Harness in Advertising, Funny, Gadget, Science & Tech on September 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm

dumb Life Magazine has a hilarious post up featuring what they consider to be the 30 dumbest inventions of all time. When you look through the list, filled with things like the shower hat to the right, you actually start to get an appreciation for things like the Snuggie.

Almost all of the inventions are from the sixties or before, so it’s not too shocking that many of them involve cigarettes, including a method for a couple to share a smoke and one for a person to smoke a whole pack at once -oh joy!

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Are You A Nerd, Dork, Geek or Dweeb?

Posted by Jill Harness in Everything Else, Funny on September 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm

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Recognizing the subtle differences between these similar titles can be confusing sometimes. Fortunately, this chart is here to help you understand which group you fit into.

Link Via Laughing Squid

 
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Ugliest Product of the Year Contest

Posted by Jill Harness in Arts & Crafts, Blog & Internet, Home & Garden on July 3, 2009 at 11:36 am

The Oops Design Awards have taken it upon themselves to do something that should have been done a long time ago -they have created an award for the ugliest, silliest and most useless product designs of the year. As you may have guessed, the lamp above is in the running for ugliest. It is the Oswine Lamp designed by Johanness Hemann. The nominees gallery actually has a few items I like, but for the most part it’s brimming with hillariously hideous items.

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Why settle for a boring computer mouse when you can surft in style with Road Mice, a wireless cool computer mouse that looks just like the car of your dreams?

Road Mice is available in various Chevy, Chrysler, Dodge, and Ford models including the popular Corvette shown to the left.

It's the perfect gift for the auto-enthusiast in your life!

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Silly Experiments in Spaaaace!

Posted by Ali S. in Funny, Science & Tech, Video Clips on June 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm


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Koichi Wakata, a Japanese Astronaut who is working aboard the International Space Station was given the task to perform a few silly experiments in Zero-G requested by the Earth People of Japan. They consist of the mundane such as performing push-ups, squirting water from a tube, backflips and so forth but then some of them are bizarre like the “flying magic carpet” request! Oh, how I wish I were in space like Koichi and the other fine men and women of the ISS crew! I would see to it if I could perform the moonwalk in Zero-G! ;)

The 16 space experiments in a nifty list – Link (also from Pink Tentacle)

Via – Pink Tentacle

 
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Fat Cats Need Love Too

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Funny, Video Clips on February 27, 2009 at 7:05 pm

How you know your kitty needs to go on a diet.

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Update 2/28/09: Let’s not forget our article on this very subject: Top 15 Amazingly Fat Cats

 
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Things You Probably Don't Need #8

Posted by Stacy in Gadget on February 19, 2009 at 11:44 am

As reader Casie reminded me, it’s about time for another Things You Probably Don’t Need. Now, this thing is an Archie McPhee product, and you could make a very convincing argument that you don’t actually need anything at Archie McPhee. But you really don’t need this, especially not for $9.50:

I mean, come on: gerbil underpants, sure. Chipmunk underpants, definitely. But squirrel underpants? That’s just ridiculous.

Link (The video is quite funny)

 
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A Dalmatian On A Tricycle

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Funny, Sports, Travel & Places, Video Clips on February 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm

I have no doubt that this will probably upset the animal rights advocates out there, but at least it will provide a little more happiness to all of you Japanophiles. That’s right, it is exactly what the title post indicates, a dalmatian operating a tricycle. Personally, I love Japan.

Link Via Ohmidog!

 
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Duct Tape Roses Instructable

Posted by Jill Harness in Arts & Crafts, Everything Else on February 15, 2009 at 1:25 am

If you like the roses above, or just forgot about Valentine’s Day until all the roses were sold out, there’s an easy to follow instruction guide for them over on Instructables right now.

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Beanie Baby Hunter Trophies

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Arts & Crafts, Toy & Video Games on January 29, 2009 at 9:38 pm

I have to love this stripus africanis sample. When you purchase them, you even get a nice little biological info about the species. The strupus africanis enjoys grass, cereal and Snickers bars.

“This ideal stripus africanus specimen has been stuffed and retains all of its original features. This bust would be an excellent trophy to add to your collection. A small plate on the bottom identifies its genus and species. The wood plaque that it is mounted on measures 5×7″ (or 13×18cm for our continental friends) and is pre-drilled on the back for easy hanging.”

Link Via Cute Overload

 
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Dead Dog Purse Based On Paris Hilton

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Fashion, Politics on January 23, 2009 at 12:46 am

It may be a little mean and silly, but I think this cute little dead dog purse is fantastic. Only problem, it’s $317.

“Based on Paris Hilton’s discarded pet Tinkerbell is an upside down dead Chihuahua. This design capitalizes on the trend of carrying a small dog as a fashion accessory.”

Link Via Craftzine

 
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Butt Scratcher!!!! Kitty Butt Scratcher!

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Funny, Video Clips on January 21, 2009 at 10:11 pm

This cat’s expression is priceless. Super stupid and goofy.

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Cute Kitty Loves Presents

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Christmas, Video Clips on January 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm

Who needs a present when you have an awesome box wrapped in paper to hide in? That’s certainly how this cute kitty thinks. I wish my life were so easily filled.

Link Via Giggle Sugar

 
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Puppy Snoring

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Video Clips on January 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm

This little man’s snoring and sleeping position are just irresistible. It’s like a growling leaf blower. Plus, he’s unwake-able.

Link Via Giggle Sugar

 
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Kitty Can't Stand False Idol Worship

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Video Clips on January 12, 2009 at 11:33 pm

This kitty can’t stand other cats, even photos of them. His destructive nature is adorable though.

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Creepy Denture Soaps

Posted by Queuebot in Arts & Crafts, Everything Else, Funny on January 11, 2009 at 11:54 pm

These soaps are really cool, in a disturbing, nursing home kinda way. Apparently, they even have a nice minty scent.

Link – via blog

 
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Sock Monkey Goddess Sarasvati

Posted by Jill Harness in Arts & Crafts, Religion on January 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Every year, this crafter makes a new sock monkey. I love this one, it’s the Hindu goddess of the arts, Sarasvati.

Link via Craftzine

 
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Tacky Hillary Memorabilia

Posted by Jill Harness in Funny, Politics on January 2, 2009 at 10:33 pm

In an effort to ensure this site isn’t biased towards the left, I thought you may all appreciate these silly Hillary Clinton items. Although, to be fair, now the site seems sexist against women politicians, so I assume everyone will still be unhappy.

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Sarah Palin Toilet Paper

Posted by Jill Harness in Funny, Home & Garden, Politics on January 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm

I know Neatorama isn’t a political blog, (yet another thing I love about it), but I just couldn’t resist the chance to share this special Sarah Palin toilet paper. Regardless of your own political affiliation, you have to admit, it takes a special person to have a toilet paper printed with your face on it.

Maybe you never liked Palin, maybe you’re just upset at her for losing the election, but whatever your reason for wanting to buy this, it’s still going to run you a pretty hefty $9. So I guess you’d better really want it.

Also, if this floats your boat, you may enjoy the John McCain punching bag for the same reason.

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Real Superheroes Are A Little Crazy

Posted by Jill Harness in Cartoon & Comic, Crime & Law, Odd News on December 29, 2008 at 9:52 pm

While I was on vacation this Christmas, I was lucky enough to grab the newest article of Rolling Stone and read “The Legend of Master Legend.” I haven’t read anything so funny in a long time.

I highly recommend reading this brilliant article that details the exploits of real life superheroes. Their main focus is on the man on the right in the photo, his name is Master Legend and he makes his own weapons to fight crime. And he give socks to homeless people to help fight staph infections.

While their hearts are in the right place, I have to believe there’s less insane ways to save the world. Still, it’s hard to resist adoring their great stories:

There was the time Master Legend and the Ace shut down a crack den; the drug kingpin they put out of business; the money Master Legend forcibly retrieved from a thief who stole from a handicapped Vietnam vet; and the recent mission when the Justice Force had to “put the stomp on a child molester and his gang of crackheads.” They had a plan, but things went awry when Master Legend’s brother was captured in the thick of battle by the child molester, whom they call Tree Man Roy.

UPDATE: For more pictures and a touch more info from the author of the article itself, be sure to visit this link.

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Button Ring Of the Month Club

Posted by Jill Harness in Arts & Crafts, Christmas, Fashion on December 14, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Looking for a slightly weird, very crafty and kinda cute present? Enroll someone you love in the Button Ring of the Month Club. Best of all, the rings are somewhat customized to your personal preferences. Only $55 for a 6 month membership full of accessories galore!

“Around the 1st of each month, for the next 6 consecutive months, you’ll receive a vintage button ring packaged inside an adorable little paper box–ready for gift giving or keeping for yourself!

Your likes & dislikes will be considered as I am crafting up your fabulous jewelry. If you have certain color combos you adore, let me know. Or, if you are daring & desire to be completely surprised, I can do that too!!”

Link Via Craftzine

 
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Pug head tilts

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Video Clips on December 13, 2008 at 12:34 am

The turnage levels here are amazing, a full 30 seconds of head-tilting wonder.

Link via GiggleSuggar

 
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Kitty Loves Him Some Broccoli

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Food & Drinks, Video Clips on December 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm

“Nom nom” says the little one. Two handed munching, who can resist?

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Everybody Run: Ultimate Frisbee

Posted by Jill Harness in Funny, Sports, Video Clips on December 1, 2008 at 2:24 am

This whole video is great, it keeps getting better. Make sure you watch long enough to see the ultimate frisbee tattoo. Now, the real question is, is that a frisbee tattoo that’s ulimate or a tattoo dedicated to ulimate frisbee? The world may never know.

Link Via Gigglesugar

 
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6 Weird Baby Names

Posted by Jill Harness in Baby & Kids, Funny, Mentalfloss on November 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Who said you have to  be celebrity to name your kid something weird? Mental Floss has document 6 very weird names. Imagine being named Eclipse Glasses Banda or having a last name that means “pisses.” It happens, all over the world.

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Prince Flow Chart

Posted by Jill Harness in Blog & Internet, Everything Else, Funny, Music on November 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm

How do I make a dove cry? Hmmm…thank goodness for this helpful flow chart. Of course, maybe you have other burning questions, like “what percentage of boys were brought to the yard by respective milkshakes?” Finally, your pop music questions can be answered in easy visual charts and graphs.

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