no. 966 - @thatlionkid...

Relationship status: binoculars— Ghandi's Dentist (@thatlionkid) March 8, 2013...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/26/binocular-cartoo/

no. 962 - @iGreenBabe...

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.— GÑÑ”Ñ”Ð¸ Ð²Î±Ð²Ñ” (@iGreenBabe) July 19, 2012...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/26/nesting-doll-cartoon/

no. 947 - @aparnapkin...

Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it.— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 19, 2012 This week's tweets are brought to you by ManageFlitter, an amazing tool to manage your Twitter ac...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/17/pizza-cartoon-2/

no. 941 - @Paxochka...

I'm drawing a chalk outline around my sex life.— Pax Paxochka (@Paxochka) February 20, 2013...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/02/28/sex-life-cartoon/

no. 939 - @rolldiggity...

Me? Just throwing magnets at strangers in the park to try to expose robots.— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) January 14, 2013...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/02/20/robot-sex-cartoon/

no. 937 - @barneda...

Sometimes love is out to get your scalp.#valentinesday— David Barneda (@barneda) February 12, 2013...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/02/14/cupid-cartoon/

no. 934 - @imaliwaller...

Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January.— ali waller (@imaliwaller) February 14, 2011...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/02/10/vallentines-day-cartoon/

no. 926 - @BillMc7...

~Illustrated by: Neil McMillin~ Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.— Bill Mc7 (@BillMc7) December 9, 2010...

http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/01/06/geese-cartoon/