Although one might think that it would be an ironclad legal defense, police in Martin County, Florida nonetheless arrested a man for getting drunk, shooting his lawnmower in his front yard, and then fighting with his son:
After being cuffed and placed in a cruiser, Wach asked why he was being arrested, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. After being provided with an explanation by a deputy, Wach claimed that he “shoots in the yard all the time.”
And, as for fighting with his 18-year-old son, Wach remarked that, “fighting is what redneck people do.”
Link -via Althouse | Photo (unrelated) by Flickr user toolstop

If necessity is the mother of invention, then duct tape is probably the father. Well, at least when it comes to this Redneck Windshield Defroster. Take a look at more Hilarious Redneck Inventions over at Oddee: Link
Steve McGranahan calls himself “the world’s strongest redneck”. That’s why he’s able to wield his hedge-trimming invention: the lawnmower on a stick. His YouTube channel is filled with similar farcical inventions, including Windows Vista.
via The Presurfer | Official Website | YouTube Channel
These folks in South Carolina have another innovative use for heavy equipment. You don’t need a lake and a boat to go skiing! -via Buzzfeed

From the "Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should" file, here’s the DIY Tank Top made from men’s briefs: Link – via BuzzFeed

