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Where do you go to buy things to decorate your walls? Wall*Mart, of course! Buzzfeed’s Mike Hayes took this picture in the Dominican Republic. Link
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Ten years ago, a crack commando unit of plumbers was sent to the bathroom by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security men's room to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as plumbers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ... The A-Team Drain Cleaning.
See also: Catching Up With the A-Team
This project combines three of my favorite things: Star Wars, LEGO, and puns. What else could you ask for? See more pictures in builder Lino M’s photo stream. Link -via @johncfarrier
(Image credit: Flickr user Lino M)
Well, what else would you call an emo elephant? And he’ll never forget his angst, either. Link
Great food that comes to you in a giant box with wheels, complete with punny names? No wonder people love food trucks!
If you've been wanting to start your own food truck business, but couldn't come up with a witty name, this one's for you. Burnsy of Film Drunk illustrated some of their blog readers best suggestions for movie and TV-themed food truck names: Link - via That's Nerdalicious
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A sign on the Georgia Tech campus gets a translation from someone who draws arrows. I guess you could call that person an “arrowsmith.” Note the people in the picture are obeying the signs. Link
Now this is strange. When you write on word processing software, online or not, you can justify, align left, align right, or center your text. But why center your text when you can centaur it? That’s exactly what this generator does. Paste in your block of text -you have to paste a lot of words, so you may have to repeat yourself to see how it works- and then his the centaur button at the bottom. Voila! Your text is then centaured correctly! Link -via The Daily What
This Twaggie was drawn by David Barneda from a Tweet by @TeenDreaming. Bill Gates’ picture was skipped, possibly because we all know what he looks like. Link
I haven’t found the original source of this image, but isn’t it clever? For anyone who doesn’t get the joke, check out the song by Lionel Richie. -via reddit
“Firefox has encountered an unexpected problem with windows.” is the obvious comment at YouTube. -via The Daily What
Scout checked out Rye Playland, the amusement park where Tom Hanks found the Zoltar machine in the movie Big. However, Zoltar has been replaced by another machine that can make you big.
There are more pictures of the park as it appears now at Scouting New York. Link -via The Daily What
Or maybe in this case, you could say “statement blanket”! Julie made this warm and funny pun blanket that really makes a statement for her boyfriend’s birthday gift.
Over the summer, my boyfriend and I were making up puns based on bedding (“post-modern four-post bed” and the ilk) and came up with “blanket statement blanket.” It took about 14 hours to complete.
Clever. -Thanks, Julie!
I’m sure you can decipher the rest. -via Neatorama’s Facebook page
Custer’s Last Sitdown by Michael Renouf – $14.95
Poor George Armstrong Custer. Did you know that just before his Last Stand, he’s got into a little incident that proved to be his Last Sitdown? Can’t a man just relax a bit?
Here’s a new T-shirt design by the pun-meister Michael Renouf over at the NeatoShop: Link
More: T-Shirts by Michael Renouf | Artist-Designed T-shirts | Funny T-shirts
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If you love visual puns, you’ll love the artwork of Michael Renouf of Non-Stick Plans. Michael’s been kind enough to lend a few of his artwork to the Neatorama Art Blog. Check it out here: Link | Many, many more at Michael’s official blog
Now, wouldn’t these make for great T-shirts or posters?
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This packing tape is printed with the image of a backbone, which leads to a great pun for a product name. Link -via Boing Boing?
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Three years ago, Neatoramanaut Chris Garvey drew a punny doodle on a piece of sticky note and posted it on a co-worker’s desk to cheer her up. He continued to draw one note a day and today has a collection of over 1,000 drawings.
Take a look at the cartoons – some are cute, some are crude, but even the groaners are quite funny – over at Chris’ blog Sticky Moments.
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Moai Way or The Highway T-Shirt by Chris Murphy – $14.95
Here’s a T-shirt for your favorite stubborn person. Ever hear ‘em say "my way or the highway"? Well, tell ‘em to move to Easter Island!
Get a Mystery Bonus with every purchase of this Featured T-Shirt: Link | More Funny T-Shirts
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Businesses all over look for memorable names. Many go with puns, since a funny play on words will stick in your mind. Tanks A Lot is a blog full of punny business names, like restaurants named Beau Thai, Thai Ranosaurus, Thai Foon, or Tongue Thai’d (wonder what kind of food they serve?) or eyeglass stores named Specs Appeal or You and Eye. Link
Dear friends,
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive role model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
Thanks Jen and Tiffy! And yes, this is an oldie but it’s still a goodie Does anyone know the origin of this little story?
