
He’s so cuddly you might just be tempted to let your kids play with him, until they actually see the movie and suddenly start refusing to go to bed and having nightmares every day.

Sometimes you just want to cuddle with Skeletor, Slimer or Admiral Akbar, of course, the problem is that the companies who officially license the merchandise for these characters don’t really believe there’s enough of a market for plush versions. That’s why those seeking such frivolities will need to head over over to the HandmadeStuffs shop over at Etsy. Have fun.

If you love sock monkeys, but are tired of the classic brown and white design, then you might want to check out Sockmonkey Drawer’s collection of one-of-a-kind designs. I’m particularly taken with creator Kim-Ian Cornell’s special Halloween line of Spooky Sock Monkeys.
Link Via Laughing Squid

Etsy seller Nausicaa Distribution sells these precious statistical distribution graph plushies that are just perfect for any Neatorama reader. Of course, if you’re looking for cute nerdy plushes, the Neatoshop is also a great place to go shopping.
Link Via Laughing Squid

The shapes of some of these plushies will be familiar to many Neatorama readers (standard normal distribution, chi-square, log normal…), but other, more uncommon distributions (Gumbel, Erlang, Cauchy) are also available.
From Etsy seller NausicaaDistribution, via the base of ln.
Artist Joshua Ben-Longo, who we’ve previously featured for his monster-skin rug, has created this adorable deceased dog. The corpse has ruptured and spewed out fuzzy little parasites. Isn’t it just adorable?
Link via Super Punch
If you love funnel cake, but hate its effects on your waistline, then this adorable, bendable funnel cake plush might just be the perfect substitution.
This knitted Valkyrie is certain to guide you into battle and take your soul to Valhalla. She’s based on a Creepy Cute Crochet pattern, and the website provides all the modifications you need to make her.
If you’re sick of all the cute, sweet plushies out there, then these great toys are for you. They’re by artist Patricia Waller who has a ton of other awesome designs as well. These specific toys belong to her “Accident” series and the “How to kill your first love” series. I love the teddy bear myself.

