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This has got to be the worst disguise ever: Carroll, Iowa police apprehended two men who decided to color their faces with permanent marker in order to disguise themselves!
Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.
When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.
There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.
Previously on Neatorama: Duck Tape Robber
So, I’m scrolling through a message board that I often frequent when I see a thread titled, “How to get permanent marker off of the dog?” How can you not be intrigued by that question? So I clicked, and this is what I found:
Apparently, when this mom wasn’t looking, her two-year-old decided the dog was a suitable canvas. Note to self: when you have kids, keep the permanent markers hidden away. Or perhaps locked in a safe deposit box. Heh.
