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Strange de Jim has been archiving zingers delivered by late night TV show hosts for a decade. It’s probably the most complete archive of such one-liners – from 1999 through this past Friday.
Here’s an example from this past week:
The Daily Show titled the Rod Blagojevich story “Scumdog Million-Hairs,” and a White House story “Big ‘Bama’s House.”
Dave Letterman: “This woman had eight babies. Of course, now she’s moving to a much bigger shoe.” “Benjamin Button starts out old and ends up as a baby who’s adopted by Angelina Jolie.”
Jay Leno: “It’s Chinese New Year. Their resolution is to get the lead out.”
Jimmy Kimmel: “It’s Oprah’s birthday, and I feel sorry for Steadman. What do you give a woman who has her own President? You can’t just give her a mix tape.”
Conan O’Brien: “Viagra profits are down 90%. The president of the company said, ‘Honest, this has never happened before.
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Who says that Steven Seagal can’t act? Surely the haters have never seen this clip before or they’d bow down to Seagal’s supreme acting ability.
Here’s a clip from Steven Seagal’s movie Hard to Kill. It’s so good you can definitely take it to the bank! Link
