You're in a movie. Your phone rings. And just as you get to the part of the conversation where you explain that you're at the movies and it's totally rude to talk on your phone right now, a ninja comes to shut you up. Gr...
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/09/15/The-Cinema-Ninjas-Will-Scare-You-into-Setting-Your-Phone-to-Silent/
63-year old Jinichi Kawakami began his training wh... ...ninja:As the 21st head of the Ban clan, a line of ninjas that can trace its history back some 500 years, K...
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/08/22/The-Worlds-Last-Ninja/(Video Link) We've seen plenty of ninja cats before, but this one is seriously amazing in his stealth skills. Via I Can Has Cheezburger...
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/06/13/ninja-kitty-is-ready-to-climb/
I just took a shit in a public bathroom so quickly & silently that a ninja dropped through the ceiling & high fived me. @TequilaTears...
http://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/21/no-628-tequilatears/(Video Link) As I watched the beginning of this video, I thought, "Why doesn't anyone just get a gun?" Then, at the 2:20 mark, everything suddenly made sense. I never saw that one coming. -via Nerd Approved...
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/20/jedi-ninjas/
Is she a trained ninja? We don't know, but she certainly has the abilities of one. The people of Cass County, Nebraska live in terror of this escaped cow: Residents compared the cow to a ninja because — like the leg...
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/08/the-hunt-continues-for-the-elusive-ninja-cow/(YouTube link) Before I left my day job, I had plenty of "I quit" fantasies. Mostly, they involved walking away from an explosion a la every major action star ever, but I can't say at any point I imagined being a robo...
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/07/19/quit-work-be-a-robot/
A German exchange student in Sydney, Australia was... ...ting beaten and mugged by thugs. That's when the ninjas showed up: They grabbed his phone and iPod and... ...in traditional black ninja garb. On seeing the ninjas , the men fled, only to be later arrested by polic...
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/20/ninjas-rescue-man-from-muggers/
