Woman Marries Self...

File this under who-needs-a-man:...  ...e along and make her happy, 36-year-old Nadine Schweigert realized that she's already got that so...  ...! So she decided to get married: Nadine Schweigert says her wedding went so perfectly that it left...  ...and carried a cluster of white...

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/25/woman-marries-self/