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So. You think you know your ‘staches. We’ll see about that: can you identify these 14 of history’s greatest mustaches? Just use this guide, handily printed on the 12 oz. Great Moustaches Mug from the NeatoShop: Link | See also: Fun and Unusual Glassware & Drinkware
What do Tom Selleck, Frank Zappa, and Mexican Molly have in common? Turns out that all three understand the power of the mustache in attracting mates:
Scientists were unsure why male Mexican mollies wear an extravagant moustache-like structure on their top lip.
Now a study has revealed that female fish find the moustache sexually attractive, and it is likely to be a sexually selected trait.
As well as being visually-attractive, the moustache may be used to rub the female fish’s genitals, exciting them.
Previously on Neatorama: 30 Strangest Animal Mating Habits
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Larry McClure won the Best Mustache award in the inaugural National Beard and Mustache championships, and his 31 inch (tip to tip) mustache is undeniably deserving. Whether you’re rocking a middle school dirty stache, a full out mountain man beard, or meticulously remaining clean shaven, I’m sure you can appreciate the artistry and manliness that is this man’s mustache. It’s great to set goals in life, and I think I’ve just found mine… well, at least one of them.
Asylum blog brought to our attention not one, but two strangely awesome fundraising efforts benefiting cancer foundations. All you’ve got to do is grow a mustache (which is sadly one of those things I can’t do to save my life – darn these Asian genes!) and get people to donate:
Would you like to participate? You’ve got two choices:
1. Mustaches vs. Cancer starts October 5 and lasts for 56 days. Proceeds go to the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.
2. Movember goes throughout November, with money raised benefiting prostate and testicular cancer foundations.
All you have to do is register with your charity of choice and ask friends and family to donate money to see pictures of you looking increasingly more awesome. If you decide to participate in either charity, check back in at Asylum later this month for free swag and contests. Also, whether or not you participate, you’re invited to the Stache Bash.
Link – Thanks Alex!
I can’t grow facial hair even if my life depended on it. Thanks to weak genetics, the most I’ve ever grown were mere stubbles, even after a week or two of not shaving.
And I think most horses share my predicament (or luck, depending your point of view) except for this one: Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire cross, not only has a ‘stache … he’s also very proud of it!
The moustache may look somewhat incongruous given its fair colour compared to his black and white colouring and well-meaning staff thought he would rather be without it.
However Alfie clearly enjoys the look and groom Justine Greenslade said all efforts to clip it had been in vain. "He’s obviously rather proud of his facial hair," she said. "He runs a mile if he thinks we’re going to trim it."
Link (Photo: Eyecatch Pictures)
If you don’t want to go the hard way to find out how you would look with a mustache, Choe & Tomlinson offers an easier way with their self portrait mirrors.
Choose from pirate, mustache, antlers and other designs.
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