James. J. Johnson drove his truck into a house in Webster, Massachusetts. He blamed the crash on the dogs running loose in his truck.
James. J. Johnson said the dogs make him lose control of his vehicle. But Webster police officers determined there were no dogs, police said.
Officers also determined Johnson had been drinking, police said. Johnson was charged with operating under the influence of alcohol, marked lanes violation, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and destruction of property.
One has to wonder what exactly made the police think that Johnson may have been drinking. Link -via Arbroath
There’s probably never a good time to get arrested, but you have to admit, this is kind of awkward: Marcus T. Bailey, 25, was in the middle of getting his hair done when he stepped out to deal drug … and got arrested!
The mug shot is priceless:
A 25-year-old Evansville man was arrested Wednesday when he stepped out of a South Side barbershop to conduct an apparent drug deal, police said.
Marcus T. Bailey, 25, was actually being sought on a parole warrant when authorities arrived at 952 Washington Avenue and found him in a car with two other people and about 21 grams of crack cocaine, said Evansville Police Department Spokesman Steve Green. Bailey was apparently having his hair braided inside when he stepped out, Green said.

Photo: Least Wanted [Flickr]
We’re always looking out for number one – or criminally speaking, those on the most wanted list. But not Mark "Least Wanted" Michaelson. He has spent years collecting tens of thousands of mugshots of "punks, sneaks, mooks and miscreants. Hookers, stooges, grifters and goons" going back to the 1870s. In other words, the least wanted.
Link [Flickr Photoset] | Least Wanted on Amazon – via Wooster Collective (with a video clip of a walk through of an art exhibition called JUSTICE, which included art by Least Wanted)
I wonder if he’s got mugshots of Henry Earl …
We covered the case of Henry Earl a while ago on Neatorama. Since then, he’s been arrested for … oh, a few hundred more times …
For those of you who don’t know, Henry has the dubious distinction of being the most arrested man on Earth: he’s been arrested an astonishing 1,332 times!
YesButNoButYes has a really nice clip of Henry’s mugshot montage from over the years. Ah, the memories! Link

