Neatorama reader SparkS put together a great post in the Forum: a fun list of humorous military truisms. It includes such gems as:
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal
"Aim towards the enemy." Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed always to hit the ground." USAF Ammo Troop
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." Infantry Journal

