So you’re ready to take over the world, but you’re missing a few details. Never fear, help has arrived! Just answer simple questions, such as motive (options: money, love, power, revenge, madness, sadistic pleasure, to show them all, hatred for all mankind, so another race can take over, evil – it’s my nature, and mom never loved me). A couple of clicks later, and you’ve got yourself a detailed, three-stage plan. Good luck with that, and remember that I, for one, welcome our new, Neatoramanaut Overlords.
In the style of Mad Libs, just plug in some words and this generator will create a speech for Tuesday’s inauguration. I would post the hilarious speech I generated, but that would give too much of the fun away! Link -Thanks, Kate!

