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		<title>Bad Fiction Winners 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, in the midst of sweet, sunny, sweltering, early-summer days, with the gnats swirling around your head and the bees singing their bzzzzy song, the incomparable results of the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have risen from the depths of a writer&#8217;s dark and stormy mind to torture readers yet again. And if you think that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://static.neatorama.com/misscellania/bw.jpg" class="imageleft" />Yes, in the midst of sweet, sunny, sweltering, early-summer days, with the gnats swirling around your head and the bees singing their bzzzzy song, the incomparable results of the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have risen from the depths of a writer&#8217;s dark and stormy mind to torture readers yet again. And if you think that sentence was bad, you should read this year&#8217;s winning entry:</p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm"><p><em>&#8220;Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin&#8217; off Nantucket Sound from the nor&#8217; east and the dogs are howlin&#8217; for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the &#8220;Ellie May,&#8221; a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin&#8217; and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.&#8221;</em></p>
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<p>That gem was written by 55-year-old David McKenzie of Federal Way, Washington. Honors also go to runner-up Warren Blair of Ashburn, Virginia and winners in various fiction categories. <a href="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm">Link</a></p>
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