
Pickle Lip
Balm - $2.95
Got chapped lips? Forget boring ol' chapsticks - reach for the Pickle Lip Balm from the NeatoShop. Yes, it's dill-flavored: Link
If that's not for you, how about:
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I haven’t been able to track this product down to an online vendor, including the official Cheetos website, but this delicious photo is going all over the intertubes. If I can find it, and some Mountain Dew-scented cologne, I’ll be ready to hit GenCon in style.

