I'm in a position as far as cooking goes -I've done it for almost 50 years, and I've forgotten so many of the silly things that can go wrong. At the same time, my kids are learning to cook, and there are a lot of commons...

If I ever saw this apology note, it had better come with a new cutting board and a new heating element. Or better yet, a new gas stove! LinkPS: The comments contain a particularly hilarious story of a 9-year-old's attemp...