If you haven't had your big breakthrough yet, try one of these simple strategies:

1. CRACK OPEN A CAN OF BEER

Toolmaker Ermal Fraze was on a picnic in 1959 when he realized he had no way to open his beverage. At the time, drinking from a can required a triangular tool called a "church key" to punch two holes in the top. Because no one had thought to bring one, Fraze tried to use a car bumper to pierce the container. The result was a foamy mess.

Several nights later, while suffering from insomnia, Fraze went down to his workshop. By the next morning, he'd developed a built-in, tear-off opener for cans. Over time, Fraze refined the idea, and by 1965, 75 percent of American brewers were using Fraze's ring-pull design for their beer.

2. SHAVE YOUR STUBBLE

Although he'd written extensively about the evils of capitalism, King Camp Gillette still dreamed of getting rich.

As a traveling salesman, he understood that the key to financial success was to create something that people would have to buy over and over again. But his big idea didn't hit him until he started shaving one morning in 1895.

At the time, Gillette was using a traditional safety razor, which had to be sharpened after almost every use. So, Gillette imagined a blade that could simply be thrown away when it became dull. By putting a sharp edge on a thin piece of sheet steel, he created the first disposable razor. It took him eight years to get the invention to market, but once it hit stores, Gillette quickly became a millionaire.

Gillette's razor patent, dated November 15, 1904

In 1913, he retired to California to grow fruit and pursue his utopian dream of founding a city called Metropolis, where everyone would live in perfect harmony. Let's just say the shaving venture went more smoothly.

3. TAKE A COLD SHOWER

In 1958, Jean Hoerni was one of eight engineers at the Fairchild Semiconductor company racing to build a better high-speed transistor. At the time, transistors were easily disrupted by dust or moisture, which is, you know, everywhere.

One morning, Hoerni was taking a shower when he noticed the way the water flowed over his hands, and it gave him an idea. If the transistors could be coated in the right substance, then dust and moisture would just flow right over them. He then thought of silicon dioxide, the perfect material for the job. His solution eventually led to the integrated circuit, the silicon chip, and almost everything else to come out of Silicon Valley. (Photo: Fairchild Semiconductor)

4. WALK THE DOG

One evening in 1948, George de Mestral was getting ready to go out to dinner when his wife asked him to zip up the back of her dress. As he struggled with the jammed zipper, he longed for a better way to fasten cloth.

A few weeks later, he was walking his dog in the woods when he noticed that his pants were covered in burrs. When he got home, he examined one of the burrs under his microscope and noticed that it was covered with tiny hooks that stuck to the small loops of thread in his clothes.

By replicating the idea using little hooks and loops made of nylon, de Mestral developed Velcro. He eventually sold the rights to the patent and made millions in royalties, never to deal with zippers again. (Photo: Francoise and Charles de Mestral)

5. DREAM A LITTLE DREAM

In the late 1830s, Elias Howe Jr. was working as a machinist's apprentice when he overheard someone say that the first person to invent a small automatic sewing machine would make a fortune. Howe decided to take on the challenge, but it proved harder than he thought.

Then one night, he awoke from a nightmare about being captured by cannibals and stuffed into a stew-pot. The dream nagged at him until he realized that the cannibals had each carried a spear with a hole in the tip. This was the breakthrough that Howe needed.

Traditional sewing needle were designed so that the hole carrying the thread went through the fabric last. For Howe's machine to work, he needed the hole to go through first. He patented his sewing machine in 1846, but other manufacturers, including Isaac Singer, stole his design. After a lengthy court battle, Howe was finally awarded royalties on all sewing machine sales until both he and his patent expired in 1867.

The article above, written by Ashley Larsen, is reprinted with permission from Scatterbrained section of the Jul/Aug 2009 issue of mental_floss magazine.

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Got an idea but no paper to write it down? Don’t worry, just do what
these people did and grab whatever’s in front of you and start scribbling:

Written on: A cocktail napkin
By: Rollin King and Herb Kelleher
The Story: Kelleher was a lawyer. King was a banker and
pilot who ran a small charter airline. In 1966, they had a drink at a
San Antonio bar. Conversation led to an idea for an airline that would
provide short intrastate flights at a low cost. They mapped out routes
and a business strategy on a cocktail napkin. Looking at the notes on
the napkin, Kelleher said, “Rollin, you’re crazy, let’s do it,”
and Southwest Airline was born.

[editor's note: This issue of the Bathroom Reader was printed in 1997.
In 2007, in an interview with The
Dallas Morning News, Rollin King admitted that the napkin story was
"a hell of a story" but not true]

Written on: Toilet paper
By: Richard Berry
The Story: Berry, an R&B performer, was at a club
in 1957 when he heard a song with a Latin beat that he liked. He went
into the men’s room, pulled off some toilet paper, and wrote down the
lyrics to “Louie, Louie.”

Written on: The back of a grocery bill
By: W.C. Fields
The Story: In 1940 Fields needed money quickly. He scribbled
down a plot idea on some paper he found in his pocket, and sold it to
Universal Studios for $25,000. Ironically, the plot was about Fields trying
to sell an outrageous script to a movie studio. It became his last film,
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941). Fields received screenplay
credit as Otis Criblecoblis.

Written on: The back of a letter
By: Francis Scott Key
The Story: In 1814 Key, a lawyer, went out to the British
fleet in Chesapeake Bay to plead for the release of a prisoner. The British
agreed, but since Key had arrived as they were preparing to attack, they
detained him and his party until the battle was over. From this vantage
point Key watched the bombardment, and “by the dawn’s early light”
saw that “our flag was still there.” He was so inspired that
he wrote the lyrics to “The Star Spangled Banner” on the only
paper he had, a letter he’d stuck in his pocket.

Written on: A cocktail napkin
By: Arthur Laffer
The Story: In Sept 1974, Arthur Laffer (professor of
business economics at USC) had a drink at a Washington, D.C. restaurant
with his friend Donald Rumsfeld (then an advisor to President Gerald Ford).
The conversation was about the economy, taxes, and what to do about recession.
Laffer moved his wine glass, took the cocktail napkin, and drew a simple
graph to illustrate his idea that at some point, increased taxes result
in decreased revenues. The graph, known as the “Laffer Curve,”
later became the basis for President Reagan’s “trickle-down”
economics.

Written on: A napkin
By: Roger Christian and Jan Berry
The Story: In the early 1960s Roger Christian, one of
the top DJs in Los Angeles, co-wrote many of Jan and Dean’s hits with
Jan Berry. One night he and Jan were at an all-night diner and Christian
began scribbling the lyrics to a new song, “Honolulu Lulu,”
on a napkin. When they left the restaurant, Jan said, “Give me the
napkin … I’ll go to the studio and work out the arrangements.”
“I don’t have it,” Christian replied. Then they realized they’d
left the napkin on the table. They rushed back in … but the waitress
had already thrown it away. They tried to reconstruct the song but couldn’t.
So the two tired collaborators went behind the diner and sorted through
garbage in the dumpster until 4 a.m., when they finally found their song.
It was worth the search. “Honolulu Lulu” made it to #11 on the
national charts.

Written on: The back of an envelope
By: Abraham Lincoln
The Story: On his way to Gettysburg to commemorate the
battle there, Lincoln jotted down his most famous speech – the Gettysburg
Address – on an envelope. Actually, that was just a myth. Several drafts
of the speech have been discovered – one of which was written in the White
House on executive stationery.

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