
Plush Shark Hat – $19.95
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your favorite man-eater. Get them the Plush Shark Hat from the NeatoShop. This adorable plush hat is shaped like a ferocious man-eating shark with super cute buggy eyes.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Headgear and Valentine’s Day fun!

Amanda Joyner makes fascinators and pillbox hats that she sells at her Etsy store. Several are modeled after candy message hearts that would be perfect for Valentines Day! Order yours early enough and you might be able to specify the color or message. Link

I Love Ninjas Beanie | $29.95
Let the world knew you love ninjas with this rockin’ Ninja Beanie from the NeatoShop! It keeps your head warm and serves as an excellent icebreaker at the same time. These 100% handmade hats are made from 100% wool on the outside with 100% polyester lining, then there’s the yarn and felt decorations that tell everyone how you love ninjas! Get yours while they last, and while you’re at the NeatoShop, check out more headgear you’ll also love.

I Love Nerds Knit Beanie | $29.95
Let the world knew you love nerds with this rockin’ Nerd Beanie from the NeatoShop! Keeps your head warm and serves as an excellent icebreaker (pun intended) at the same time. These 100% handmade hats are made from 100% wool on the outside with 100% polyester lining, then there’s the button-and-felt decorations that tell everyone how you love nerds! Get yours while they last, and while you’re at the NeatoShop, check out the other nerd products you’ll also love.

Zombie Knit Half Mask - $9.95
Baby it’s cold outside! Are you looking for a way to keep your brain warm and safe while still blending in with your favorite zombie crowd? You need the Zombie Knit Half Mask from the NeatoShop. This great knit hat comes complete with exposed brain and sunken eyes.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie fun!
These adorable brownie bites wear little Santa hats made of strawberries! You’ll find instructions for making your own at daisy’s world. Link -via Buzzfeed
What could possibly make a hat with a Tesla coil attached to the top even cooler? The Tesla coil plays the Mortal Kombat theme song, and the only thing that could make this hat cooler would be if it shot lightning bolts at your opponents, Raiden style!
–via Geekosystem
Angry Birds Plush Laplander Hat – $19.95
Attention Angry Birds fans! As you are well aware it is a bird versus pig world out there. Now is the time to declare your allegiance by donning one of the above Angry Birds Laplander hats from the NeatoShop. Are you a hungry pig or an angry bird? The war against cold heads and ears is on.
These super soft Angry Birds Plush Laplander Hats are sold separately and are available in Red Bird and Green Pig.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Angry Birds items and Headgear fun!
Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush Hat – $39.95
Are you a Monty Python fan in search of the perfect fall hat? You need the Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush hat from the NeatoShop. This legendary hat is perfect for going on quests.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Monty Python items!
Knitted Princess Leia buns are so yesteryear. What you need is this nice, ear-warming Knit Vulcan Hat, or “Spock Touque.” Live long and keep warm! These caps are hand-made by Etsy seller Becca Stundel, who runs FiveCornersDesign. Link -via Geeks Are Sexy
Crochet whiz Cynthia Stenquist wants you to have the beard of your dreams. Its fluffy, soft, removable and doesn’t itch. You can order a customized beard (Viking hat sold separately) for Halloween or whatever–get your Viking on–a must for any pillaging you need to do around town.
This popular item is a growing craze among the young and the old alike. Too young or can’t grow your own beard? Looking for that unique costume accessory for play or Halloween? Let this latest craze be the perfect solution! It offers not only style but also warmth. The beard pictured is made of acrylic boucle yarn in shades of tans and browns. The strands are firmly attached to a crocheted brown beard . The long strands can be braided for that stylish rugged look! Can be made up in other colors, sizes and lengths.
In 1930, Dr. Henry T. Pistole of Dallas, Texas, invented a collapsible sun hat that for reasons I cannot understand, is not de rigueur today! Why, doesn’t it look stylish?
A LIGHT sun hat that collapses and doesn’t touch the head has been invented by Dr. Henry T. Pistole, of Dallas, Texas. The hat is made of wire covered with fabric. The hat support is attached to wearer’s body by a belt around the waist, no part touching the head. Thus a free circulation of air is assured. The hat weighs only eight to twelve ounces according to the fabric used for covering. The device doesn’t bind or irritate the skin and doesn’t interfere with free use of the muscles in any sport or work. The cover is collapsed by simply pushing it back. Mosquito netting can be easily thrown over the hat and tucked into the belt.
Via Mordern Mechanix
Hot Dog Hat – $7.45
Are you at a loss of what to get your Dad this Father’s Day? He needs the Hot Dog Hat from the NeatoShop. No Father’s Day cookout is complete without a grown man wearing a plush Hot Dog on his head.
Is Dad more of a burger fan? Not to worry the NeatoShop has you covered. The Hamburger Hat is available for all the burger loving Dads.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Headwear!
Early Friday morning, I predicted that Princess Beatrice’s hat would be the instant meme to arise from the royal wedding. Now it’s all over the place. You’ve really hit the heights of instant pop culture when you are enshrined in a cupcake. Wir Machen Cupcakes of Munich, Germany created this lovely tribute to Princess Beatrice’s hat. Link -via The Daily What
Moose Hat – $16.95
Wedding bells have rung for Will and Kate, but that doesn’t mean the hat craze has to end. Head on over to the NeatoShop and get yourself a fantastic Moose Hat. The Moose Hat is no where near as fabulous as Princess Beatrice’s hat, but it is still pretty darn cool!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fit for royalty Headwear!
Giggles Coat – $29.95
OK, it’s not really Dress Like A Monkey Day. I just made that up. BUT, doesn’t Dress Like A Monkey Day sound like a fun holiday.
Can we talk seriously? Do you ever have the urge to dress your child like a monkey? Well, now you can with the Giggles Coat from the NeatoShop! Remember, you are not weird you are just an attentive parent.
Monkey Hat – $16.95
Don’t worry the NeatoShop has a matching Monkey Hat for you too. Oh, you are dressed the same! That is so cute! It’s also a little weird, but hey who am I to judge.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Apparel & Accessories!
Happy Dress Like A Monkey Day!
Bear Hat – $16.95
Nothing screams I’m not outdoorsy like the Bear Hat from the NeatoShop. It’s perfect for whatever electronic adventure you plan to take. Hey, we know how tough it is finding products that are as macho as you are.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop’s crazy collection of hats.
Stay warm and scare children on the slopes with this crocheted Cthulhu ski hat from Etsy seller CraftyPA! There is an opening for your mouth under the tentacles. Available in red, too! Link -via Buzzfeed
Wow, that furry hat grew ears for just a moment! Link -via Evil Mad Linkblog
Cheryl of Sew Can Do regularly makes "Hairdo Hat" for her cute little girl. Her newest one, Prince Leia hairdo is definitely out of this world! Link – via Distracted by Star Wars
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Deviant Art member =Sugarcoatidli3z crocheted this awesome Pikachu convertible ski mask because the weather was turning cold and she liked Pikachu. Now she’s made the pattern available to anyone who wants it! Link -via Everlasting Blort
This video is in Japanese (?) so I can’t offer any information about it. But it’s clearly about a man who has cut and styled his hair to resemble a front-brimmed hat. Perhaps some Japanese-speaking Neatoramanaut could translate for us.
Via Boing Boing
Jessy Ratfink shows us how to make an adorable "Where the Wild Things Are" hat (With whiskers and pointy ears.). Make one for your child to wear for Halloween, or wear it for Halloween yourself, or better yet, wear it to the cinemas as you watch the upcoming Where the Wild Things Are movie. Let the wild rumpus start!
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by pax.
Here’s living proof that SomethingWonderful can come out of SomethingAwful Forums – behold the Nacho Hat!
Cota Froise of SA Forums has the step-by-step guide on how to make your very own Nacho Hat: Link – via bookofjoe
What do they call that weird cap with the ragged spikes and various decorations attached? You’ve seen it in old movies, TV shows, and advertisements. It’s been called by many names: a fedora beanie, jagged beanies, Whoopee cap, palookaville caps, devils caps, clubhouse hats, and Kingpins. I’m Learning to Share takes a look at how the style developed in the early part of the 20th century. Link -via Metafilter
If you have small children hooked on the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba! you’ll recognize this crocheted beanie hat right away. I don’t know why Yo Gabba Gabba! is so popular with kids – the show is non-sensical, but with a very catchy tune.
It’s the Plex robot beanie hat, by Etsy seller UrbanPrincess: Link – via Yokiddo
If you start knitting this now, you too can have your very own "Sexy Turkey Hat" for Thanksgiving 2009.
Etsy seller Angela Catirina, who is a force to be reckoned with in the world of crafts, is selling the pattern to this unbelievably awesome headwear (I dare you to find something more awesome, folks): Link | More about Angela at ExtremeCraft

