5 Life-Saving Techniques for Surviving a Garden Gnome Attack During the Holidays...
The following is an excerpt from How to Survive a... ...oliday garland to strangle you to death.Note: Lit Hanukkah candles are also a major no-no. Go with plastic,...
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/12/19/5-Life-Saving-Techniques-for-Surviving-a-Garden-Gnome-Attack-During-the-Holidays/

