Everything you need to know about who a person really is can be found in their iTunes top 25 played songs.— Jeff Wild (@jiffywild) September 7, 2012...

~Original Illustration by: Auke de Vries~ There is no life on earth without water.Because without water, there is no coffee.And without coffee, I'll kill you all.— Carbosly (@Carbosly) July 4, 2012...

~Illustrated by: Chelsea Burdick~ There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 15, 2012...

~Illustration by: Andres Gonzalez~ To the first person who put a pen behind his ear, HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 26, 2012...

It was a major lifestyle change but I once went vegan for an entire meal.— Totes HiLarry's (@VocabuLarry) August 20, 2012...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It doesn’t make you look full-lipped. It makes you look ... bit.ly/MrbObh @alyssa_milano— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 6,...

Accidentally bought tickets to Comma-con twaggies.com/2012/07/no-849… @ChaseMit— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 28, 2012...

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you... bit.ly/MZViIQ @capricecrane— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 24, 2012...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it. bit.ly/LXG7Gf @badbanana— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 18, 2012...

Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once... bit.ly/MktXDr @AristotlesNZ— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 11, 2012...