Neatorama Posts Tagged "dumb criminals"
Man Robs Shoe Store, Goes to Prison for 15 Years. When Released from Prison, He Immediately Robs the Same Store....

Either he wanted to get caught or he’s not an original thinker.In 1999, Christopher Miller robbed a Stride Rite shoe store in Toms River, New Jersey. For that crime and others, the state sent him to prison for 15 y...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/03/26/Man-Robs-Shoe-Store-Goes-to-Prison-for-15-Years-When-Released-from-Prison-He-Immediately-Robs-the-Same-Store/
Man in Cookie Monster Onesie Arrested for Theft...

(Unrelated photo via eBay seller snoozleshop)Police in Friendswood, Texas say that a witness claimed to see 2 men sneak into a construction site. When cops pulled them over, the suspects had stolen rebar pipes and hurric...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/03/12/Man-in-Cookie-Monster-Onesie-Arrested-for-Theft/
Intruder Frightened away by Big Mouth Billy Bass...

(Photo: Rusty Clark)Big Mouth Billy Bass is a novelty decoration that looks like a taxidermied fish mounted on a plaque. When you press the button or walk in front of the motion-activated sensor, the fish sings and flips...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/02/06/Intruder-Frightened-away-by-Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass/
It's So Cold That an Escaped Prisoner Turned Himself in...

Robert Vick is a prisoner at a minimum security prison in Lexington, Kentucky. He's serving 6 years for burglary and 5 years for possession of a forged instrument. On Sunday, he escaped. He spent about 20 hours outside w...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/01/08/Its-So-Cold-That-an-Escaped-Prisoner-Turned-Himself-in/
Chain Reaction of DUI Arrests...

(Photo: Scott Davidson)Police arrested a woman in Readington Township, New Jersey for drunk driving. They took her back to the police station. She called a friend to come pick her up.When that friend arrived, police disc...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/01/03/Chain-Reaction-of-DUI-Arrests/
Man Arrested for Assault with a Banana...

Police in Pasco County, Florida arrested a man acc...  ...not believe their instructor when he warned them criminals might attack them with bananas. They were fools.[...

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/01/03/Man-Arrested-for-Assault-with-a-Banana/
Man Fills out Job Application at a Store, Shoplifts on His Way out, Gets Arrested When He Comes in for an Interview...

(Crime Scene Bandages now on sale at the NeatoShop)Last month, a man walked into a Sports Page sporting goods store in Marshalltown, Iowa. He asked for a job application, filled it out and turned it in. Then, according t...

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/12/15/Man-Fills-out-Job-Application-at-a-Store-Shoplifts-on-His-Way-out-Gets-Arrested-When-He-Comes-in-for-an-Interview/
Burglar Caught When He Leaves His Phone at the Victim's Home and His Mom Calls...

(Photo: Cop and Robber Salt & Pepper Shakers now on sale at the NeatoShop)This guy is going to get grounded for a long time! Police arrested a suspect in a Lake Worth, Florida burglary this week. They were at the sce...

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/10/Burglar-Caught-When-He-Leaves-His-Phone-at-the-Victims-Home-and-His-Mom-Calls/
Pro Tip for Criminals: Don't Try to Rob a Competitive Axe-Thrower

(Unrelated photo via Øyvind Holmstad)“If you’re in my house, you’re not walking out.”Two burglars in Hemet, California experienced a major failure in the victim selection process last Satur...

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/06/Pro-Tip-for-Criminals-Dont-Try-to-Rob-a-Competitive-Axe-Thrower/
Florida Man Tries to Pay Water Bill with Cocaine...

Today's tale of adventure for Florida Man, the world's worst superhero, takes us to the town of Deltona. It was there that our intrepid friend tried to pay his water bill with an envelope of crack cocaine:Employees at th...

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/09/24/Florida-Man-Tries-to-Pay-Water-Bill-with-Cocaine/




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