Hammered Guy Hammered 8-Inch Nail Into Own Skull

Posted by Alex in Odd News on November 12, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Someone tell Lin Ma that being hammered doesn’t mean that he should literally hammer his own skull:

Hard-headed husband Lin Ma hammered a nail into his own skull after a bust up with his wife over his boozing.

Lin, 66, of Yuyi, southern China, pounded the eight inch nail into his head when wife Su, 60, read him the riot act over a drinking session.

Amazingly, he survived which yet another confirmation that alcohol is good for people with head injury: Link (Photo: europics.at)

 
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Larry Goes to the Market

Posted by Miss Cellania in Video Clips on October 21, 2009 at 9:38 am


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Last week, a surveillance video of a drunk guy at a convenience store became quite popular. However, it was almost eleven minutes long and was, well, a store surveillance video. The guys at Mustache and Monocle re-edited it and gave it the silent movie treatment, making it much easier to watch, and just as funny. -via Gorilla Mask

 
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Flying Drunk

Posted by Miss Cellania in Crime & Law on September 1, 2009 at 11:42 am

A 65-year-old amateur pilot was arrested for flying drunk after a rescue helicopter had to guide him to the airfield in Schoengleida, Germany. He had drunk wine and beer before taking off, and continued to drink while flying.

”Come on, I know you’re down there,” he radioed. ”Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?”

Control tower staff say he also sang a few songs, cracked a mother-in-law joke and told them to ”pull their fingers out as I’ve got a party to go to”.

Fearing instrument failure, the tower scrambled a rescue helicopter, which homed in on the man in clear-blue skies west of the airport, and gave instructions for the pilot to follow it back.

The unnamed man was able to land the Cessna, and “wobbled” to his car. Airfield authorities called police, who arrested the man on his way home. He tested over four times the legal limit for driving. Link -via Arbroath

(image credit: Flickr user jon gos)

 
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Drunk People in Yoga Positions

Posted by John Farrier in Food & Drinks, Sports on July 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Fun Tuna has a photogallery of people who have passed out while in yoga positions. Presumably by accident.

Link via Bits & Pieces

 
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How NOT to take a Breathylzer Test

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law, Funny on May 4, 2009 at 2:51 am

In this short and sweet Serbian video clip, cops stopped a grandpa and administered a breathalyzer test … they didn’t even have to turn the thing on to bust him for drinking.

See what happened: Link [embedded YouTube clip]

 
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Idiot Squirrel

Posted by Queuebot in Animal, Video Clips on March 18, 2009 at 8:02 am


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Whether they’re on an obstacle course, drunk off fermented pumpkin or just being cute, squirrel videos will get you through a Wednesday. 

– via urlesque

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Intoxicated Orson Welles Tries to Sell Wine

Posted by Stacy in Video Clips on January 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

This Paul Masson Wines ad campaign featuring Orson Welles was famous in the 1970s, but I think this outtake is even better than the real thing. I guess after multiple takes, Welles was pretty toasted. Maybe no one told him that he should spit the wine out between shots. What do you think – funny or sad?

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