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To promote the newly-opened Star Tours at Disneyland, Darth Vader himself came to check it out. The problem? It wasn’t quiiiiite ready. What’s a Sith Lord to do? Explore the park, obviously.
You can also see lots of sweet extended cuts:
Darth at the Sword in the Stone
Darth watches a parade
Darth on the tea cups
Darth walks through Sleeping Beauty Castle
Darth at a dance party
Japanese sushi chef Oki showed us his latest creation, Darth Vader made out of carrots! Never has the Sith Lord looked so yummily crunchy: Link - via Between the Pages
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I just got back from Comic Con today and while there were tons of people dressed as Darth Vader and a few artistically painted Vader helmets, there was nothing like this wonderful disco ball or the Darth Vader gas mask featured on this great Oddee article. If there was, I might have ended up spending even more money on things I don’t need.
Darth Vader USB Hub - $44.95
Is the force not with you when it comes to available USB ports? You need the Darth Vader USB Hub from the NeatoShop. This 4-port USB Hub, shaped like Darth Vader’s helmet, makes breathing sounds when you plug in a USB device.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more frighteningly fabulous Computer Gadgets.
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Dark Lord by Liam Brazier
One thing’s for sure, Liam Brazier’s lack of curvey lines certainly does not disturb the Sith Lord. Check out more of his uniquely angular illustrations here: Link (don’t miss the Cave Man one!)
See also: Neat Star Wars stuff from the NeatoShop
No! Don’t give George Lucas any ideas!
Actually, though, this would be an improvement over the prequels. So, yeah: go with a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover.
You can view other wonderful Vader birthday cakes at the link. Link -via Geekosystem
Nothing like a cold blueberry Darth Vader pop or a strawberries and cream Marilyn Monroe-sicle to quench your thirst on a hot summer day, is there? Created by a Russian company called Stoyn, these treats also come in Mario (tequila sunrise), a graffiti can (bubble gum), Donald Duck (banana chocolate), Mickey Mouse (mango) and poet Vladimir Mayakovsky (cranberry vodka).
Link via Laughing Squid
Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Key Light – $11.95
Have you been searching the galaxy and galaxies far, far away for the perfect keychain? You need the Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Key Light from the NeatoShop. Darth Vader’s movable arms and legs makes dancing around the Dark Lord so much fun. This is an impressive, most impressive, keyring.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Star Wars Items.
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Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight (Darth Vader) – $25.95
Are you a Star Wars fanatic in need of a new flashlight? Behold the Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight (Darth Vader) from the NeatoShop. This fabulous red LED flashlight has lightsaber sound effects when you turn it on/off. Get one of these flashlights and a light source force will always be with you! Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight (Anakin Skywalker) is also available.
Be sure to check out all the fabulous Star Wars items available at the NeatoShop.
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The Galactic Empire Times, which looks suspiciously like the New York Times, has a breaking story.
CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.
There’s much more. The ads and comments are priceless. Link -via reddit
Imagine an ice cream truck rolling into your neighborhood playing that tune -wouldn’t you run to it as fast as you can? Admiral Snackbar, indeed! This is an advertisement for Star Wars Popsicles, one of many April Fool’s Day items from Think Geek. Link
Darth Vader Talking Dashboard Driver – $9.95
Do you have trouble coming up with things to say when someone cuts you off? Do you wish you could be cool like Darth Vader? The Darth Vader Talking Dashboard Driver from the NeatoShop is for you! Sit back and let Darth do all the talking (or heavy breathing). Umm….but you will have to still drive the car. Sorry, he can’t do everything for you. Some things you still have to do for yourself.
This item is also the perfect desk accessory.
Be sure you check out the NeatoShop for more Star Wars fun!
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Darth Vader Talking Plush – $25.95
Do you have trouble sleeping at night? Try cuddling up with the Darth Vader Talking Plush from the NeatoShop. Nothing soothes the nerves like the heavy breathing of the Sith Lord. Who knew the Dark Side could be so comforting and cute!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Star Wars fun!
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Image: abell [Flickr]
In this vinyl collectible "Lord on Vacation" by Abell Octovan and Surya Sunburn, the Sith Lord will surely come back from his vacation all rested and ready to be disturbed in someone’s lack of faith.
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Wacky Wobbler - $12.95
In his house at R'lyeh, wacky Cthulhu wobbler waits dreaming ... to be given as cool Christmas gift. If you've got a sci-fi lover in your family, look no further than this Gift Guide for Sci-Fi Lovers from the NeatoShop:
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I Heart Sci-Fi
T-Shirt - $11.95 (also available as sweatshirt & hoodie)
Link: Gift Guide for Sci-Fi Lovers
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When Ethan cut a paper snowflake that faintly resembled a Storm Trooper, his mother took the idea and ran with it. The result is this Darth Vader snowflake and another with Bobba Fett and a Clone Trooper. Link -Thanks, David!
David Johns created a portrait of Darth Vader using the script of Star Wars as his medium. At the link, you can zoom in to see what’s written in different parts of the image.
Link via Geekologie
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Darth Vader Cookie Jar – $99.95
Om nom nom nom … who knew that joining the Dark Side would be this yummy? Here’s what the Sith Lord uses to keep all those cookies: the Darth Vader Cookie Jar from the NeatoShop. Each limited-edition cookie jar is hand-painted (with proper application of The Force, undoubtedly), so get yours before they’re all gone.
Link | More Star Wars Items from the NeatoShop
See also: Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies T-Shirt
Even the Dark Side takes a break every now and then, and Darth Vader’s choice of getaway is Hawai’i! Jill Ulander caught a series of photographs of the Dark Lord kicking back on the Big Island. Link -via Buzzfeed
How can you improve the iconic Imperial March theme from Star Wars? Just add a little Beethoven! Here’s Richard Grayson playing (and improvising the way only Richard Grayson can) the Darth Vader theme in classical piano: Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] – via Topless Robot
The “How It Should Have Ended” series tackles the weird disconnect from reality most of us noticed in the Star Wars saga. Put yourself in Darth Vader’s place and see what really should have happened in the movie The Empire Strikes Back at Geeks Are Sexy. Link
Remember the “surprised kitty” video (below) that made it around the Internet a few months ago? It shows a kitten playing with a human in fairly superior kitten cuteness. YouTube user CapnPeteStraw offers this parody, featuring an adorable baby Darth Vader. (via GearFuse)
If you are a Star Wars fan, a Tai Chi practitioner and you need to demonstrate your skills as an animator, why not combine all three in to one? That is exactly what animation student John Francis Leo has done here in something of a labor of love – and the results are a hypnotically compelling animation. Darth Vader takes you (and a couple of thousand stormtroopers) through the 42-form paces of Tai Chi.
No need to worry if you are a beginner. If you are going to learn, learn from a master. Our in house expert Mister Darth Vader (DV to his friends, as seen on Oprah and Ellen) will take you through your paces and reveal to you the secrets of Tai Chi. After all – the word chi in Chinese means life-force and it is the energy created by all living beings in the universe. Use the Force!
From the Upcoming 
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Joseph Senior photoshopped Hello Kitty into a variety of pop culture crossover / mashup. Can’t beat the Darth Kitty with a ribbon bow helmet! Toysrevil has more: Link – via The Jailbreak
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Vader Unmasked MIMOBOT USB Flash Drive - $29.95
Just landed at the NeatoShop from a galaxy far, far away are the Star Wars MIMOBOT USB Flash Drives. From Darth Vader to Darth Maul, Yoda to Wampa, there are no cooler protector of you digital data than these Star Wars licensed drives.
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Star Wars MIMOBOT USB Flash Drive - $29.95
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Link: Star Wars MIMOBOT Flash Drives | Back to School | Computer Gadgets
Star Wars Talking Plush Keychain – $9.95
Just landed at the NeatoShop from a Galaxy far, far away are some really nifty 4" Star Wars Talking Plush Keychains. Featuring your favorite cast of characters, from Darth to Yoda to Artoo and Chewie: Link
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During the Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, Florida, George Lucas released this deleted scene from Return of the Jedi.
The scene shows Darth Vader calling to his son to join the Dark Side and Luke Skywalker working on his lightsaber before taking on Jabba the Hutt.
Link [embedded YouTube clip]
Star Wars Darth Vader Coffee Mug – $10.95
That’s it, Neatoramanauts! We’ve joined the Evil Empire the minute we got this Darth Vader coffee mug for the NeatoShop. After all, who could refuse such impeccably worded request?
You know it had to be done: Nick Kougioulis edited the classic Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to include our favorite villain, Darth Vader.
Link [embedded YouTube - did you catch the land speeder in the background?]
Yummy Pockets – Hot Dog – $4.95
If you’ve ever had to look for pens, pencils and other small little things floating around in your bag, you need these Yummy Pockets from the NeatoShop. They’re zippered pouches shaped like hot dog (above), pita, money, tacos, slices of pizza and more.
I’ve got one in my bag – that’s where I keep the Ibuprofen for all the headaches Neatorama gives me every day!
Link | More Yummy Pockets | More Neat Back to School Stuff
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