
Is your girlfriend so hot, she’s practically criminal? Well, this Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf ($17.95) from the NeatoShop will definitely make her the center of attention while keeping her warm in these cold weather days: Link
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Crime Scene Fleece Throw – $15.95
If your vacation plans to go to the beach in the Gulf is thwarted by the oil spill, don’t just suffer in silence. Don’t cancel your trip, either. Instead, pack this Crime Scene Fleece Throw from the NeatoShop so you can still lay in the sun and revel in righteous victimhood.
Plus, the black color of the throw will hide any oil and tar ball stains! Link

Update 2/10/09 – we now have this scarf at the Neatorama Online Store (cheaper, too!): Link

