Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Talking Plush

Posted by Tiffany in NeatoShop Features on November 23, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Do you wish you could cuddle up with your favorite action star? Well now you can with the Chuck Norris Talking Plush from the NeatoShop. Chuck Norris comes complete with two plastic model machine guns.

Push plush Chuck’s belly and he will tell you all kinds of wonderful Chuck Norris facts like:

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares then down until they give him the information he needs.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

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Gauss Facts

Posted by Alex in Science & Tech on April 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Move over, Chuck Norris. There’s a new tough guy in town and his name is Gauss ( I hear he can do a little math). Here are his facts:

Fermat once made Gauss angry. The result…Fermat’s Last Theorem.

Gauss didn’t discover the normal distribution, nature conformed to his will.

Gauss can get to the other side of a Möbius strip.

Gauss doesn’t recognize complex numbers, they’re all simple to him.

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King Leonidas vs. Chuck Norris

Posted by John Farrier in Video Clips on July 12, 2010 at 8:48 am

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Who will win in this grand battle between the toughest, most savage men ever?

Judging from the visual style and sound effects, I’d guess that this video was created by the same Russian ad agency responsible for the Mario vs. Pac-Man video.

via Digg | Previously: Super Chuck Norris Bros.

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Chuck Norris Protects Croatian Bakery From Burglars

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law, Film on May 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Tired of getting burglarized regularly, a bakery in Split, Croatia, decided to solicit the protection of a certain Hollywood action star. At least in spirit:

The posh bakery shop in Split, Croatia, had often been broken until they put up the poster of the karate champ with a sign saying: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."

Now the bakery hasn’t had a single burglary for more than a month. "People seem to respect him," said a sales assistant.

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Best Chuck Norris Fact in the comment about this post gets a Free Neatorama T-shirt. Ready, Set, Chuckify!

Update 5/13/09 – Congratulations to chrome who won with this bakery-themed Chuck Norris Fact: the bakers briefly switched the bear claws with “chuck norris claws” how ever the lack of survivors ran down business.

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