Taking Too Long in the Bathroom? Get a Divorce!

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on July 5, 2009 at 3:03 am

You know the honeymoon is over when this happened: when the husband found out that his new wife took too long in the airport restroom, he decided to get on the plane without her!

The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities at the airport before boarding a flight back in Saudi Arabia.

Quite how long she stayed in the toilet remains unclear. What is certain is she emerged to discover her husband had vanished without trace. The woman, who had paid for the holiday, began a desperate search of the airport and grew increasingly concerned that something terrible had happened to him. [...]

When he arrived at his destination, he calmly told relatives his new wife was still in Malaysia. His bride was not so calm about his behaviour. She has demanded an immediate divorce.

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The Bathroom Song

Posted by Miss Cellania in Baby & Kids, Music on June 19, 2009 at 11:05 am

Joel Veitch of rathergood.com and his wife just wanted to record a simple song with/for their kids. The second half of the video shows how difficult that process is! Oh, the “for” part is simple, but the “with” part can take all day. Link -via b3ta

 
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Video Contest: Deep Thoughts From the Throne

Posted by Alex in Book & Lit on June 19, 2009 at 4:40 am

Why wasn’t I told that June is National Bathroom Reading Month? I’ve been celebrating it all year long!

Anyways, to celebrate this momentous occasion, our pal Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is running a neat contest: Deep Thoughts From the Throne.

You can win nifty prizes (including an iPhone, a set of Bathroom Reader books autographed by Uncle John himself and a year’s supply of toilet paper – a year! – now that’s a prize) for entering a video clip you create about … your bathroom!

Here’s the details: Contest Rules | Visit Uncle John’s YouTube channel for approved entries

 
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No-Slip Banana Peels

Posted by Miss Cellania in Home & Garden on March 19, 2009 at 12:55 pm


Here’s an appropriate way to keep from slipping in the shower -banana peels! These peels are non-skid stickers, available from Mortimer Snodgrass. Link -via J-Walk Blog

 
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