
After enjoying the blog Cake Wrecks, you may be concerned about buying a decorated cake.
Loyal Henchpersons, it has come to my attention that some of you are now concerned about ordering a cake. You feel there’s no hope; that you’re doomed to receiving a Wreck no matter what precautions you take. And for some strange reason, I feel a little responsible for this.
Well, good news, cake consumers: I’m here to restore your confidence! That’s right: we’re going to take a little field trip over to the local grocer’s bakery. C’mon.
What they found didn’t exactly inspire confidence that the words you want on your cake will come out the way you want. Link

This cake was spotted at Breaux Mart in New Orleans by Flickr user skooksie. Link -via Buzzfeed
Tired of getting burglarized regularly, a bakery in Split, Croatia, decided to solicit the protection of a certain Hollywood action star. At least in spirit:
The posh bakery shop in Split, Croatia, had often been broken until they put up the poster of the karate champ with a sign saying: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
Now the bakery hasn’t had a single burglary for more than a month. "People seem to respect him," said a sales assistant.
Link (Photo: Europics.at)
Best Chuck Norris Fact in the comment about this post gets a Free Neatorama T-shirt. Ready, Set, Chuckify!
Update 5/13/09 – Congratulations to chrome who won with this bakery-themed Chuck Norris Fact: the bakers briefly switched the bear claws with “chuck norris claws” how ever the lack of survivors ran down business.
