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Sometimes it’s hard to see what’s going on when you look at an ultrasound image of a baby in utero, but in this case the truth is plain to see-this woman’s baby is clearly the supervillain Venom, and he’s coming back for vengeance against Spider Man!
Giving birth to a supervillain might seem like a scary scenario, but really there are a lot of perks-your kid won’t get picked on at school, they will generally be able to take care of themselves, and every time they knock over a bank you’re in the money.
And at least her baby doesn’t look like Green Goblin, now that would have been terrifying!
Something tells me that this baby will grow up to love the Bacon Store over at the NeatoShop!
Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via Arbroath
Baby Charlotte had the *exact* same expression as I did when her dad made the infernal motorboat sound by flapping his lips. Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via Fatherhood Is
Frog Snuggle Sack and Cap | $35.95
Now isn’t this absolutely adorable? The Frog Snuggle Sack and Cap from the NeatoShop will be the hit of the baby shower, and the nursery, too! The snuggle sack is light-green, textured polyester with sunny-gold tummy sprinkled with polka dots; a meadow-green jumper like fit at the top; dark-green froggie feet, and a jumping-frog applique that says “sLEAPy BABY” The matching froggy-face cap has big eyes and a smiling mouth with a stretchy pink tongue. Check out the ladybug version and the night owl sleep sack, too, at the NeatoShop!
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Congratulations to Neatorama artist Adam Koford (Ape Lad) and his wife on the arrival of Elsa, who was born over the weekend. There’s the explanation of why one of his cartoons was posted twice on Friday! Link -Thanks, John Farrier!
(Image credit: Flickr user Ape Lad)
Flying
home for the holidays? Did you, perchance, sit near two bawling, crying
babies? Well, comedian Simon Rich did. And he recorded the in-flight "conversation"
between the infants for all of your (quiet) reading enjoyment:
-Wow, that was some nap.
-Tell me about it. It's almost like I was drugged or something. Hey ... what is this place?
-I'll look out the window. ... Oh my God. I think we have a situation.
-What is it? Are we at the doctor's office?
-No. We're in the sky.
-What?
-We're just, like, flying through the sky.
-Do Mom and Dad know?
-Clearly not. They're just reading like everything's normal. (Looking around) Everybody's reading.
-How do we warn them?
-With screams.
-Which kind? Soft and whiny or piercing and crazy?
-Let's go with piercing and crazy.
Previously on Neatorama: A Real Life Airplane Seating Chart | Read more kids and baby stuff over at NeatoBambino
Are you as surprised as I am at how baby rhinoceroses sound? These were recorded in South Africa. -via Arbroath
Lil’ Drac is a baby short-tailed fruit bat that was taken in to raise by hand when his mother was too stressed to care for him. He’s about the size of your thumb, and as cute as a baby bat can be. Read Lil’ Drac’s story at Bat World Sanctuary. Link -via HuffPo
The early bird catches the worm, and mother birds are up early to catch the worm, or insect, or other foods that baby birds need. Envitonmental Graffiti has a gallery of baby birds of many species clamoring to be fed. In the picture shown, a reed warbler is feeding a relatively huge baby cuckoo whose mother laid an egg in the warbler’s nest. Link
(Image credit: Per Harald Olsen)
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Baby Santa Jacket – $34.95
Are you looking for a festive and fun way to keep your favorite bundle of joy warm this holiday season? You need the Baby Santa Jacket from the NeatoShop. This adorable zippered coat is made from super soft, wide-wale corduroy with satin lining and faux fur trim.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Clothing & Accessories and Christmas cheer.
Comments Off This is Quaver, a baby Pygmy goat, learning to jump and climb. Her mother is on the left. -via Nag on the Lake
This baby just might be the most powerful being in the universe, since she has harnessed the power of all Lantern Corps. emotional color spectrums!
Readers of the DC Comics Green Lantern series (among the many other Lantern Corps. related titles) know that it doesn’t stop with the power of green, but no one has ever harnessed all of the spectrum powers at once, and looked so cute wearing them all!
She even has the dreaded Black spectrum suit, but you’ll have to head to the link to see her scary side.
Well, who am I to argue with a claim like that? It’s better to spend your time just looking at them! Link
(Image credit: Flickr user tom hartley)
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On Halloween, we get the chance to involve our sweet little children in our geekiest cosplay fantasies. Or we can just enjoy other people’s children, dressed in the geekiest trick-or-treat costumes ever! See dozens of the most adorable geek baby Halloween costumes at NeatoBambino. This child may not have even been born when the movie Nacho Libre came out, but he’s carrying on the tradition! Link
My Zombie Family Car Stickers – $9.95
Do you have a zombieriffic family? Tell the world, or at least the guy stuck behind you in traffic, with the My Zombie Family Car Stickers by Adam “ape lad” Koford from the NeatoShop. This frighteningly fabulous set comes with 8 stickers:
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie fun!
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Unicorn Costume – $26.95
Do you dream of having your own rainbow pooping unicorn? Make your dream a reality this Halloween with the Unicorn Costume from the NeatoShop. Just combine one rainbow pooping baby or toddler with this incredibly adorable Unicorn Costume and live out the fantasy for one glorious night.
If you can’t locate a rainbow pooping baby consider faking it with the Rainbow in My Room rainbow projector. See photo below.
Rainbow in My Room – $29.95
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Dress Up fun!
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What’s so cute about a crocodile? Their babies! Believe it or not, mother crocodiles are caring and nurturing to their young, despite belonging to an ancient group of reptiles. Baby crocs even “talk” to their mothers before they hatch! Find out how at Environmental Graffiti. Link
(Image credit: Flickr user Drew McLellan)
Mama’s tired, but Junior wants to play! It just goes to show there’s not all that much difference between humans and other species. This footage was taken at the Berlin Zoo. -via The Daily What
Shark Baby Bathrobe (Pink) – $29.95
Shark week may be over, but the fin has just begun. Behold the terry-iffic-sea-inspired Shark Baby Bathrobe from the NeatoShop. That’s right, the original Shark Baby Bathrobe (Blue) is now available in pink for your perfectly sweet predator. Why? Because even girly girls can love sharks.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more adorable Baby & Kids items!
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You can always find videos of adorably cute and sometimes funny kids at NeatoBambino. This one features a father who means well, but his attempt to teach the baby to laugh backfires in a big way. Link
Superhero Building Blocks Baby Snapsuit - $17.95
Congratulations on your new baby!
Are you ready to provide your bundle of joy with the proper superhero education? Get your little darling off to the right start by dressing him in the Superhero Building Blocks Baby Snapsuit from the NeatoShop. Your baby will recognize his DC superhero logos in no time.
Be sure to check out all super Snapsuits available at the NeatoShop.
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Jr. Astronaut – $24.95
Halloween is right around the corner. Are you looking for an out of this world costume for your bundle of joy? You need the Jr. Astronaut one-piece footed romper from the NeatoShop. This fantastic baby costume is designed to look like a real astronaut flight suit.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Baby Costumes!
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Well, if you think about it, the caption above is 100% true! via Miss Cellania
Lil’ Freudian Slippers (Baby) – $13.95
Are you a Freudian with a baby on the way? You need to the Lil’ Freudian Slippers (Baby) from the NeatoShop.
These adorable slippers will provide you with endless laughs. They will also give you the prime opportunity to tease your Jungian friends. Every time your baby tries to eat their Lil’ Freudian slipper you get the chance to point out that they are demonstrating Freud’s oral stage.
Adult sizes also available.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Baby & Kids items!
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Could you recognize the United States presidents from their baby pictures? Then you should do well in today’s Lunchtime Quiz at mental_floss! Yeah, the more recent presidents are easier, but I still managed to score 70%. Can you beat that? Link
Well, in their defense, they do look alike at that age! Via Arbroath
Nothing will stand between this baby and a bottle … not even a full flight of stairs.
Check out how this cute kid navigated down the stairs over at NeatoBambino: Link [embedded YouTube clip] | For more cute and wonderful baby and kid stuff, check out Neatorama’s own NeatoBambino blog.
Baby Adipose Plush - $39.95
Attention Doctor Who Fans! We present the adorable Baby Adipose Plush from the NeatoShop. He is so cute and cuddly. Really, who doesn’t love an alien composed of living fat?
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Doctor Who items.
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This picture and others from the same sequence are everywhere on the internet today, but rarely is there any source or context attached. These are stills from the movie Rescued from an Eagle’s Nest.
Rescued from an Eagle’s Nest {wiki} is a 1908 film by D.W.Griffith. It featured cutting-edge special effects that were frightening to audiences. -via Dangerous Minds
Lamby Baby Coat – $29.95
Hippity-Hoppity! Easter is on the way! Celebrate spring in style with the Lamby Baby Coat from the NeatoShop.
Dare I say it?!?! The Lamby Baby Coat from the NeatoShop will make your already adorable baby even cuter. Who would have thought that was even possible!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more oh-so adorable Baby & Kids Apparel!
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