Oh,
you've got to love gub'ment. Here's a story of how the Environmental Protection
Agency made companies that supply motor fuel pay fines because they failed
to deliver alternative fuels.
The companies did have a good reason, which the EPA rejected, as that kind of fuel actually doesn't exist yet:
When the companies that supply motor fuel close the books on 2011, they will pay about $6.8 million in penalties to the Treasury because they failed to mix a special type of biofuel into their gasoline and diesel as required by law.
But there was none to be had. Outside a handful of laboratories and workshops, the ingredient, cellulosic biofuel, does not exist.
In 2012, the oil companies expect to pay even higher penalties for failing to blend in the fuel, which is made from wood chips or the inedible parts of plants like corncobs. Refiners were required to blend 6.6 million gallons into gasoline and diesel in 2011 and face a quota of 8.65 million gallons this year.
“It belies logic,” Charles T. Drevna, the president of the National Petrochemicals and Refiners Association, said of the 2011 quota. And raising the quota for 2012 when there is no production makes even less sense, he said.
Matthew L. Wald of The New York Times explains: Link (Photo: David Eggen for The New York Times)
This is a story too gross to make up. A plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills is in trouble for modifying his engine to run on liposuctioned fat. Several ex-patients are suing Dr. Craig Bittner because they did not agree to having their excess used for his benefit. Apparently this isn’t the first time something like this has happened or else California wouldn’t already have a law on the books banning people from using human medical waste to power vehicles.
Whatever happened to appreciating the search for alternate fuel sources?
Link Via Consumerist, Photo by dotbenjamin [Flickr]

