Pig farmer Tem Sosa of Norfolk, UK, is giving away her pet border collie, "Evil Bob." Problem is, Bob has little redeeming quality, as this hilariously frank advertisement in the website Preloved clearly states:
Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as i have put up with him for nearly 10 years and cant take much more! He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet!
He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog, probably peed on the climber and stole their kendal mint cake!
He has caused nothing but trouble here as doesn’t fit well with large group of dogs.He looks older than his years,has wonky teeth,bad breath and bad attitude.He would love one on one attention.
He is terrified of cats,snaps at horses heels and nips pigs.He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side,licks the cooker and pees at terrier hight so as not to get the blame!
His few good qualities are that he travels quietly in the car, will lay under your desk at work all day,sits quite tidy.Is good with children (as long as he has nt got his lipstick out)!
I am open to any suggestions! he would be perfect for a retired person to fuss all day.Even offers a walks appriciated!
Would you adopt such an evil dog? Link – via Arbroath
National Geographic photographer Paul Nicklen is one lucky man. Not only did he get to swim and take photos of a 12-foot leopard seal in the Antarctic (and didn’t get eaten), he was actually "adopted" by it!
I slipped into the water, terrified of what might happen, and I swam up to this leopard seal. My legs were shaking and I had dry mouth. Right away she dropped the penguin. She came up to me and she opened her mouth … and her head is twice as wide as a grizzly bear’s head. She’s huge. She took my whole head and my camera inside her head and did this threat display.
But then the most remarkable thing happen. She went off and got me a live penguin. She came up and she started to feed me a penguin. She kept letting these live penguins go and the penguin would shoot past me and she’d look disgusted as she go by me. She did this over and over.
And then I think she realized that I was this useless predator in her ocean, probably going to starve to death and I think she became quite panicked and she got me weak penguins then dead penguins …
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