
Cap'n Crunch used to boast about how he had "corn for crunch and oats for punch" and that he "stays crunchy, even in milk", his secret defense against those cereal killing Soggies.But the Cap'n never spoke about issues p...
http://www.neatorama.com/2017/03/02/What-Happens-To-Capn-Crunch-When-He-Dies/