Precision Walking There's walking and then there's precision walking. And it's a sport of sorts in Japan, complete with Precision Walking Competition (previously on Neatorama). There can only be one explanation: they're bots.Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] Comments (5) Newest 5 Newest 5 Comments Hahaha! It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvis thrust that really drives you insane! :) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) LOL No, we got our asses chewed by the instructors when they caught us. And we were halfway through coming up with a set of drill commands to lead troops through the Time Warp ("Jump...LEFT! Step...RIGHT!, ala Rocky Horror Picture Show). Hard work, but we had fun with it. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Hah! Did you guys make a competition out of it? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) When I learned to march troops in the Army, the fanciest thing we ever did was play Chicken against each others' platoons. [The trick is to call a flanking maneuver at the last possible second, btw.] Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Honestly, I find that more entertaining and interesting to watch than diving, figureskating, curling, or other such sports. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Commenting is closed. Click here to view up to the first 100 of this post's 5 comments We hope you like this article! Please help us grow by sharing: Tweet Get Updates In Your Inbox Free weekly emails, plus get access to subscriber-only prizes. We won't share your email. You can cancel at any time.