A Cow Wearing Pants Well, I should think so! Young lady, you are not leaving this barn without looking decent. Call it research if you like, but as this article from a 1937 issue of Modern Mechanix reminds us, even cows must comport themselves with modesty.Link -via Retronaut Comments (3) Newest 3 Newest 3 Comments Udderly hidden, of course. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Is that a cow? Can't see the udder. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I'd pay money to see someone give that cow a wedgie! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Commenting is closed. Click here to view up to the first 100 of this post's 3 comments We hope you like this article! Please help us grow by sharing: Tweet Get Updates In Your Inbox Free weekly emails, plus get access to subscriber-only prizes. We won't share your email. You can cancel at any time.