The Penn State Squirrel Whisperer

Mary Krupa is a freshman at Penn State who loves animals. She's made friends with the squirrels on campus. And what's more, she's even convinced the little critters to model the hats she makes for them!

Anyway, as soon as Mary showed up it was like bringing some Mike’s Hard Lemonade to a high school party. She was cool. as. shit. Apparently those little squirrlies recognized Mary and knew she was carrying some peanuts with her. She was, of course, but what she also had in that lavender backpack of hers was a tupperware FULL OF SQUIRREL HATS.

I was under the impression that there was only a birthday hat, but as you can see, Mary has quite the collection. Today, we were trying to put the straw hat on Sneezy, because that’s just the kind of betchy squirrel she is.

Did they succeed? You betcha! See photographic evidence at Onward State. Link -via Breakfast Links

PS: Sneezy models more hats on her Facebook page. Link


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Who needs human friends when you have a nationwide army of rodents to do your bidding?
I certainly look forward to the upcoming coup and we all have the honor of serving our benevolent Queen Mary.
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