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I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her book. Bookstore manager and redditor Ihazahapee channeled Sir Mix-A-Lot (Sir Read-A-Lot) to come up with this beauty.

Sing it with me now:

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE

You other readers can't deny
When a good book walks in with
A good plot base
And a big spine in your face
You get sprung!
Wanna get out your notepads
'Cause you noticed that book
Was dense.
Deep in the book I'm reading,
I'm hooked and I can't stop
Speeding, through Baby
I wanna get that literature,
And Instagram that picture,
My teachers try to train me
But that book you've got
Makes me so brainy!
(Baby got books!)


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