Wendy's Demon Flesh

No, horse meat isn't why Wendy's burgers are so darned tasty. They use demon flesh, instead. Oh vandalism, you can be cute sometimes. Via Obvious Winner

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Unfortunately, those same gods will not tolerate people who do not read other replies before offering their own and can be quite veng-- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Could have said "fresh lemonade" and the, um, vandals just tossed the leftover letters.

...came the not quite timely response that was never seen by human eyes but was nonetheless mildly appreciated by the gods of the universe who aren't bound by the temporal trappings of our meager existences. And they always like a good demon flesh wisecrack.

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Yeah, Beezleburger ain't what it used to be.

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I'm betting on "Try our new fresh lemonade," with the prankster hiding the extra letters A, E and R on the other side of the sign.

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The demon flesh burger is ripoff. There's only 70% demon in that patty.

You don't want to know what's in the other 30%.

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