Keep The Dressing Flowing This Holiday Season With A Hidden Valley Ranch Mini-Keg

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Are you or someone you know a Ranch-oholic? I'm not talking about someone who's addicted to life on a ranch, I'm talking about those people who can't seem to get enough Ranch dressing, adding it to virtually every meal.

These dressing guzzlers don't like the taste of food that isn't drenched in Ranch dressing, and they will complain every time they're faced with a meal devoid of Ranch, claiming plain food is for the birds.

If you're playing host to one or more Ranch-oholics this holiday season you're gonna need to pick up one of these new Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mini-kegs, so the Ranch can flow like thick, white wine.

The Hidden Valley Ranch mini-keg holds five liters of original Ranch, so there's plenty to go around, but it will set you back $50 so you may be better off buying some box wine so you can drown out the sound of their complaining.

-Via Laughing Squid


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