An American Breakfast

The caption of this image at imgur says, “As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast.” Americans were quick to set the record straight, because there are certain inaccuracies in the meal. There aren’t any hash browns, grits, biscuits and gravy, or pancakes. There is only one egg in this picture, and the coffee should be black. Also, where’s the jelly for the toast? And the gun should be turned the other way, making it easier for a right-handed person to pick up. That’s the trouble with European stereotypes about Americans -they are too mild for our tastes. -via John Walkenbach

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Ah, my bad. Who does like that grape jelly, then? I am soooo jealous of your grandma's crabapple jelly. And your maple syrup. Vermont and New Hampshire do a pretty mean maple syrup, too.
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