Without an actual female alien around for breeding purposes, you'll need to make your own eggs. Fortunately, Chris-Rachael Oseland, the Kitchen Overlord, is here to show you how. They're basically Chinese tea eggs that have been shelled and placed inside a rupturing cucumber cocoon.
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