Caption Contest



Last week's caption contest was so popular that we've decided to make it a weekly feature. The winner will get a free t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

So look around the NeatoShop and type in your choice of t-shirt with your caption. Submit only one caption per comment, but you can leave as many comments as you like. Please make sure that you provide a t-shirt selection or your caption will not be considered.

Image by Mark Lawrence

WINNER -- Eric Johnson:

Martha: "Today, we're making lembas bread pizza! I've never tried it before, but from what I hear this Elven recipe will leave you begging for more."
Gimli: "More like begging for Moria! Hah!"
*crickets*
Gimli: "You know, because it's the place where I--oh, never mind."


Great job, Eric! You win a Busted t-shirt.

As promised, his 15 minutes of fame in return for those nights of savage passion he provided me in the slammer...

*Tshirt (We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful) Lg.
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For our next episode, my "special friend" will help us with two crafts: refining metal to create authentic goblin weaponry, and hair weaving to help contain the oil spill in the Gulf.

Shirt: "Cute but Psycho"
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Oooh yes I always have to remind him to first get his beard out of his much before he takes a sip- He's such a loving husband and really quite shy!

Vegetarian, an ancient tribal slang XL
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Adding a little Dwarf hair to your morning coffee ads a delghitful kick to your morning brew. Its a good thing.

t-shirt - friend/enemy ambigram L
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