Reminder: Ewoks Eat People

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Ewoks are little teddy bears, right? People think of these creatures from Return of the Jedi as adorable, furry little friends. Shoot, we even sell Ewok plushes in the NeatoShop!

But remember that before they joined forces with the Rebel Alliance, the Ewoks were about to eat Luke, Han and Leia. You may think of an Ewok as a friend, but he thinks of you as food. You think of him as tender-hearted, but he thinks of you as tenderized.

This video by Brotherhood Workshop shows a scene deleted from Return of the Jedi. It gives the film a darker ending.

-via Geekosystem

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