"The First Time My Daughter Told Me She Hated Me, I Bought Her a Cake"

My daughters are 3 and 2. When I come home fro...  ...e called up a local bakery: “I need to buy a cake today,” I said. “and I’d like it to read, �...  ...r this afternoon.” There was a pause. “The cakes we have ready in the case aren’t big enough for...  ...id the girl respond when her mothe...