Last Year, Parents Named 262 American Babies "Kale"
(Photo: Connoisseur 4 the Cure)
257 were male and 5 were female. That makes it only the 827th most popular baby name, far behind the endless hordes of Noahs and Emmas. And I suppose that if you're going to name a kid after a bitter vegetable, you could do worse than Kale. For example, Asparagus and Turnip would be even worse.
But if you are determined to name your child after a food product, then Modern Farmer has a few suggestions. Oddly, Modern Farmer does not include Ice Cream Sandwich, a term that now represents resilience in the face of hardship.
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Of course, Turnip Green or Mustard Green would be just peachy. After all, we already have Poke Salad Annie.